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Churchill replied

28 May 2008, 08:53
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

tease them with a selection of tasty nuts in your pocket

He doesn't want to shag them, he wants to eat the furry buggers!
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hyperD replied

28 May 2008, 08:47
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Go and hunt your own.

Dress as a little, fat, mustachioed dysfunctional Russian emigre and mug the bastards...

tease them with a selection of tasty nuts in your pocket
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Churchill replied

28 May 2008, 08:36
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You actually need 2 squirrels - you only use the breast meat and their breasts are very small. But apparently it is extremely tasty. I might get her to cook it for the kids sometime - I am sure I read in the Torygraph that squirrel is becoming fashionable.

I wonder where you buy squirrel breast? Waitrose?

Go and hunt your own.

Dress as a little, fat, mustachioed dysfunctional Russian emigre and mug the bastards...
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BrilloPad replied

28 May 2008, 08:07
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Shoving a skewer up a squirrel's arse, smearing it with peanut butter and lobbing it on the BBQ does not a "great" recipe make!

You actually need 2 squirrels - you only use the breast meat and their breasts are very small. But apparently it is extremely tasty. I might get her to cook it for the kids sometime - I am sure I read in the Torygraph that squirrel is becoming fashionable.

I wonder where you buy squirrel breast? Waitrose?
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Churchill replied

28 May 2008, 07:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I assumed you were going to eat them. I must ask my gf(an ex-chef) if she has any recipes for seal. I know she has a great recipe for satay squirrel.

Shoving a skewer up a squirrel's arse, smearing it with peanut butter and lobbing it on the BBQ does not a "great" recipe make!
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hyperD replied

28 May 2008, 07:54
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...654006265.html

that is just so neat. I bet Bill Gates is wondering why MS hasn't developed it yet.

Well that stops my little game of being stark naked from the waist down in video cons.
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BrilloPad replied

28 May 2008, 07:35
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Where's the bloody fun in that?

I assumed you were going to eat them. I must ask my gf(an ex-chef) if she has any recipes for seal. I know she has a great recipe for satay squirrel.
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Churchill replied

28 May 2008, 07:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Now if you had a wii game to kill them humanely...

Where's the bloody fun in that?
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BrilloPad replied

28 May 2008, 07:26
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I like the idea of clubbing people who club people who club seals...etc...

Now if you had a wii game to kill them humanely...
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Churchill replied

28 May 2008, 07:09
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I like the idea of clubbing those who club seals.

Chav kicking is far more fun in real life.

I like the idea of clubbing people who club people who club seals...etc...
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BrilloPad replied

28 May 2008, 07:08
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

The "killer" Wii App!!!

(I still like the idea of "Seal Clubbing" or "Chav Kicking")

I like the idea of clubbing those who club seals.

Chav kicking is far more fun in real life.
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Churchill replied

28 May 2008, 07:03
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Soon on CUK all our holograms will be beamed into a room where we chat and have virtual fights.

Plan B for anyone?

The "killer" Wii App!!!

(I still like the idea of "Seal Clubbing" or "Chav Kicking")
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BrilloPad replied

28 May 2008, 06:45
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...654006265.html

that is just so neat. I bet Bill Gates is wondering why MS hasn't developed it yet.

Soon on CUK all our holograms will be beamed into a room where we chat and have virtual fights.

Plan B for anyone?
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TimberWolf replied

28 May 2008, 06:37
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

What was the image projected onto? Surely not thin air?

I dunno, but I'd be suprised to discover it wasn't some kind of flat surface.
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NickFitz replied

28 May 2008, 00:56
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

What was the image projected onto? Surely not thin air?

In the case of the Microsoft presentation, thin air was all they had to offer
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