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Previously on "Warp drive around the corner?"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    tease them with a selection of tasty nuts in your pocket
    He doesn't want to shag them, he wants to eat the furry buggers!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Go and hunt your own.

    Dress as a little, fat, mustachioed dysfunctional Russian emigre and mug the bastards...
    tease them with a selection of tasty nuts in your pocket

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You actually need 2 squirrels - you only use the breast meat and their breasts are very small. But apparently it is extremely tasty. I might get her to cook it for the kids sometime - I am sure I read in the Torygraph that squirrel is becoming fashionable.

    I wonder where you buy squirrel breast? Waitrose?
    Go and hunt your own.

    Dress as a little, fat, mustachioed dysfunctional Russian emigre and mug the bastards...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Shoving a skewer up a squirrel's arse, smearing it with peanut butter and lobbing it on the BBQ does not a "great" recipe make!
    You actually need 2 squirrels - you only use the breast meat and their breasts are very small. But apparently it is extremely tasty. I might get her to cook it for the kids sometime - I am sure I read in the Torygraph that squirrel is becoming fashionable.

    I wonder where you buy squirrel breast? Waitrose?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I assumed you were going to eat them. I must ask my gf(an ex-chef) if she has any recipes for seal. I know she has a great recipe for satay squirrel.
    Shoving a skewer up a squirrel's arse, smearing it with peanut butter and lobbing it on the BBQ does not a "great" recipe make!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...654006265.html

    that is just so neat. I bet Bill Gates is wondering why MS hasn't developed it yet.
    Well that stops my little game of being stark naked from the waist down in video cons.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Where's the bloody fun in that?
    I assumed you were going to eat them. I must ask my gf(an ex-chef) if she has any recipes for seal. I know she has a great recipe for satay squirrel.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Now if you had a wii game to kill them humanely...
    Where's the bloody fun in that?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I like the idea of clubbing people who club people who club seals...etc...
    Now if you had a wii game to kill them humanely...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I like the idea of clubbing those who club seals.

    Chav kicking is far more fun in real life.
    I like the idea of clubbing people who club people who club seals...etc...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    The "killer" Wii App!!!

    (I still like the idea of "Seal Clubbing" or "Chav Kicking")
    I like the idea of clubbing those who club seals.

    Chav kicking is far more fun in real life.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Soon on CUK all our holograms will be beamed into a room where we chat and have virtual fights.

    Plan B for anyone?
    The "killer" Wii App!!!

    (I still like the idea of "Seal Clubbing" or "Chav Kicking")

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...654006265.html

    that is just so neat. I bet Bill Gates is wondering why MS hasn't developed it yet.
    Soon on CUK all our holograms will be beamed into a room where we chat and have virtual fights.

    Plan B for anyone?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    What was the image projected onto? Surely not thin air?
    I dunno, but I'd be suprised to discover it wasn't some kind of flat surface.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    What was the image projected onto? Surely not thin air?
    In the case of the Microsoft presentation, thin air was all they had to offer

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