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Racist Jokes
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I am not so sure about that. I know quite a few jokes relating to babies that are just offensive - I heard that 20+ years ago. Maybe times have changed or fatherhood has changed my outlook.Originally posted by pisces View PostJokes are jokes.Comment
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Maybe you're just ******* wet?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am not so sure about that. I know quite a few jokes relating to babies that are just offensive - I heard that 20+ years ago. Maybe times have changed or fatherhood has changed my outlook.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostMaybe you're just ******* wet?
It could have been worse - I could have been called scum.
Yes - I have often been lambasted for my gay boy attitudes and lack of
spine.Comment
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I'm saving that one for when things get a little quiet on here...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
It could have been worse - I could have been called scum.
Yes - I have often been lambasted for my gay boy attitudes and lack of
spine.
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I am just pleased anyone thinks me worthy of insulting - most just ignore me.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm saving that one for when things get a little quiet on here...
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Who said that?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am just pleased anyone thinks me worthy of insulting - most just ignore me.Comment
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It was an iron bar?Originally posted by Churchill View PostOk, here we go...
A black guy walks into a bar...
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okay - 3 black guys on top of post office tower decide to see who has the longest willy. First guy hangs his willy over the edge - reaches the 10th floor. Second guy reaches the 3rd floor. 3rd buy hangs his willy over the side - then starts waving it around. other 2 ask "what are you doing". he says "dodging the traffic".Comment
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