A gang of <ruffian>s go into a <commercial establishment> run by <minority group>s and grab one of them by the neck. The leader of the <ruffian> gang gently places a die on the counter and says. “Today is your lucky day. Throw the die. If you get a 1 to 5, we’re going to beat your head in.” “How is that lucky? What happens if I get a six?” says the <minority group> chap. “Well, if you throw a six you get lucky”, says the <ruffian>, “If that happens, see, you get to have another throw”.
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I know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostActually yes, in the context of racism laws. So are the Welsh, Scottish & English.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.
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Sex with women is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.
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Would that be a pot noodle? Or cross species?Originally posted by Churchill View Post
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