Racist Jokes

[HairyArsedBloke]

A gang of <ruffian>s go into a <commercial establishment> run by <minority group>s and grab one of them by the neck. The leader of the <ruffian> gang gently places a die on the counter and says. “Today is your lucky day. Throw the die. If you get a 1 to 5, we’re going to beat your head in.” “How is that lucky? What happens if I get a six?” says the <minority group> chap. “Well, if you throw a six you get lucky”, says the <ruffian>, “If that happens, see, you get to have another throw”.

 

[Moscow Mule]

Is 'Irish' a race?

No.

Next.

Actually yes, in the context of racism laws. So are the Welsh, Scottish & English.

Stupid state of affairs, but that shouldn't surprise anybody living in the UK these days.

 

[BrilloPad]

Actually yes, in the context of racism laws. So are the Welsh, Scottish & English.

Stupid state of affairs, but that shouldn't surprise anybody living in the UK these days.

I know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.

 

[Churchill]

I know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.

confused

Sex with women is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.

SASGuru.

 

[BrilloPad]

confused

Sex with women is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.

SASGuru.

Would that be a pot noodle? Or cross species?