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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2008, 10:15
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

confused

Sex with women is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.

SASGuru.

Would that be a pot noodle? Or cross species?
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Churchill replied

27 May 2008, 09:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.

confused

Sex with women is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.

SASGuru.
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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2008, 09:29
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Actually yes, in the context of racism laws. So are the Welsh, Scottish & English.

Stupid state of affairs, but that shouldn't surprise anybody living in the UK these days.

I know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.
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Moscow Mule replied

27 May 2008, 09:23
Originally posted by blacjac View Post

Is 'Irish' a race?

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

No.

Next.

Actually yes, in the context of racism laws. So are the Welsh, Scottish & English.

Stupid state of affairs, but that shouldn't surprise anybody living in the UK these days.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 May 2008, 09:22
A gang of <ruffian>s go into a <commercial establishment> run by <minority group>s and grab one of them by the neck. The leader of the <ruffian> gang gently places a die on the counter and says. “Today is your lucky day. Throw the die. If you get a 1 to 5, we’re going to beat your head in.” “How is that lucky? What happens if I get a six?” says the <minority group> chap. “Well, if you throw a six you get lucky”, says the <ruffian>, “If that happens, see, you get to have another throw”.
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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2008, 07:00
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Ok, here we go...

A black guy walks into a bar...
<ouch>!

It was an iron bar?

okay - 3 black guys on top of post office tower decide to see who has the longest willy. First guy hangs his willy over the edge - reaches the 10th floor. Second guy reaches the 3rd floor. 3rd buy hangs his willy over the side - then starts waving it around. other 2 ask "what are you doing". he says "dodging the traffic".
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Churchill replied

27 May 2008, 06:58
Ok, here we go...

A black guy walks into a bar...
<ouch>!
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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2008, 06:56
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Who said that?

<<<canned silence>>>>
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Churchill replied

27 May 2008, 06:55
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am just pleased anyone thinks me worthy of insulting - most just ignore me.

Who said that?
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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2008, 06:53
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I'm saving that one for when things get a little quiet on here...

I am just pleased anyone thinks me worthy of insulting - most just ignore me.
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Churchill replied

27 May 2008, 06:51
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

It could have been worse - I could have been called scum.

Yes - I have often been lambasted for my gay boy attitudes and lack of
spine.

I'm saving that one for when things get a little quiet on here...
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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2008, 06:49
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Maybe you're just ******* wet?

It could have been worse - I could have been called scum.

Yes - I have often been lambasted for my gay boy attitudes and lack of
spine.
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Churchill replied

27 May 2008, 06:44
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am not so sure about that. I know quite a few jokes relating to babies that are just offensive - I heard that 20+ years ago. Maybe times have changed or fatherhood has changed my outlook.

Maybe you're just ******* wet?
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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2008, 06:42
Originally posted by pisces View Post

Jokes are jokes.

I am not so sure about that. I know quite a few jokes relating to babies that are just offensive - I heard that 20+ years ago. Maybe times have changed or fatherhood has changed my outlook.
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pisces replied

27 May 2008, 06:40
Jokes are jokes.
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