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[El_Diablo]

I think you have misunderstood the topic DiscoStu. This is about databases not trousers.

Is it?

[Pondlife]

I think you have misunderstood the topic DiscoStu. This is about databases not trousers.

Not belly buttons then?

[MrMark]

Is there a Union of SQL Server Gurus?

[DieScum]

Look you are started to even confuse me now... and I am a regular on proper technical forums.

But let's put this to bed. This topic is about databases not trousers.

It is not up for discussion!

[DiscoStu]

Look you are started to even confuse me now... and I am a regular on proper technical forums.

But let's put this to bed. This topic is about databases not trousers.

It is not up for discussion!

That doesn't help El Diablo and his broken inner join.

[El_Diablo]

That doesn't help El Diablo and his broken inner join.

Some people just aren't willing help!

[DieScum]

Have you tried an outer instead? That might work.

[DiscoStu]

Have you tried an outer instead? That might work.

You can't do an outer join on an inner trouser seam, it's just not cricket.

[DieScum]

Look stop talking about trousers!

I know this is not a proper technical forum like me and my friends at the sql websites have but please understand one simple point - joins are used for databases not trousers!

Do you guys have technical interviews? I shudder to think...

[DiscoStu]

Look stop talking about trousers!

I know this is not a proper technical forum like me and my friends at the sql websites have but please understand one simple point - joins are used for databases not trousers!

Do you guys have technical interviews? I shudder to think...

So if your trousers aren't joined together how come they don't fall off?