Road Rage

[threaded]

Is that all, I hit 260 on the way to work Monday, legally. British motorway driving is the pits, I'll stick to flat out Autobahn anyday (actually the A81 and A8 around Stuttgart are pretty similar to the M25 mornings, just faster.)

You were working on Monday? Were the Germans at work? No wonder the roads were so quiet.

[scooby]

Absolutely. The 'Executive' lane should be for scooby's only

my mate said my scooby was a chav car

hang on, i'm not a car! altho its nice to know you want me to have my own lane!

[NotAllThere]

Same rules on an A road, come to that. A traffic cop will not do you for 80 in a 60 if you're overtaking a car doing 45, as long as you get back below 60 as soon as is reasonably practical.

On the A303, on one of the single carriageway bits, there's a short stretch of hill where a second lane appears so you can overtake caravans, lorries, tractors etc. Then some ****ing moron sticks a speed camera at the top. All in the interests of safety of course.

[threaded]

I heard of some guy who did that windscreen washer thingy. Had the jets set so they'd spray over his roof onto the car behind.

Did it one day on a slip road, driver behind backed off, then followed him home and stabbed him to death.

Which is nice.

[NotAllThere]

I heard of some guy who did that windscreen washer thingy. Had the jets set so they'd spray over his roof onto the car behind. One winter morning he tried to clear his windscreen of the salt and spray, and crashed into a tree.

Which was nice.

[TimberWolf]

I heard of some guy who did that windscreen washer thingy. Had the jets set so they'd spray over his roof onto the car behind, unless he was going over 60 mph in which case the jets hit his windscreen as normal.

Wanting to use his windscreen washer in the town centre one day, he ended up being chased by the fuzz. Naturally in order to do the windscreen washer thingy on them, he had to slow down, and they caught him when his water ran out. All cars involved in the chase had clear windscreens though...

Which was nice.

[pisces]

I heard of some guy who did that windscreen washer thingy. Had the jets set so they'd spray over his roof onto the car behind.

Did it one day on a slip road and the car behind was so dirty it got a free wash.

Which was nice.

[BrilloPad]

I heard of some guy who did that windscreen washer thingy. Had the jets set so they'd spray over his roof onto the car behind.

Did it one day on a slip road, driver behind backed off, then followed him home and stabbed him to death.

Which is nice.

Are you suggesting Wilmslow will be stabed to death?

oh no

[EternalOptimist]

I heard of some guy who did that windscreen washer thingy. Had the jets set so they'd spray over his roof onto the car behind, except he filled his washer bottle with paint stripper.


One day he was being tailgated by a car so he sprayed it. But the guy had his sun roof open and the paint stripper went through and landed on the kids in the back , dissolving their eyes and making their heads smoke.

which was ,er, nice

[NotAllThere]

I heard of some guy who did that windscreen washer thingy. The guy behind caught up with him at a motorway services, and suggested they settle things amicably. So together they had cup of tea and a biscuit.

Which was Nice.