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How British Are You?
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Great use of English
and againAn adult person should receiving unemployment benefit join New Deal programme if unemployed for
What percentage of the population in WalesPeople? only mothers can take maternity leaveHow much maternity leave can people take?Coffee's for closersComment
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Whoever wrote this seems to be a total prat. Take question 1 for instance:
For a start the grammer is wrong and the none of the answers fit because its not how much you have 'on' your body, its how much is 'in' your body...a dn what bloody test? For having alcohol 'on' your body I presume it would either be the 'stinky tramp test' or the 'leaving a club at 6 in the morning test'. Dikheds.If a driver has more than permitted amount of alcohol on his/her body or refuses to take the test
He or she will be arrested
He or she will be taken to his home
He or she will be given a warning
He or she will be asked to provide medical certificate“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Yes, then you get sent to the doctors to tell him you're depressed and you can get incapacity benefit forever and ever and ever. Blimmin benefits systemOriginally posted by zeitghostGood point; you only get unemployment benefit for 6 months...
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYes, then you get sent to the doctors to tell him you're depressed and you can get incapacity benefit forever and ever and ever. Blimmin benefits system
Grrr - don't get me started on that one - already been told to shut up once today for having a rant about somone off with "stress"
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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How British am I?
Well, I can drink 20 pints of bitter in one session and eat two kebabs without throwing up.
How's that?Comment
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hi cailin, make that twice!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Grrr - don't get me started on that one - already been told to shut up once today for having a rant about somone off with "stress"Originally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Comment
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Threaded, is that you?Originally posted by Churchill View PostWell, I can drink 20 pints of bitter in one session and eat two kebabs without throwing up.
How's that?Comment
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