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How British Are You?
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One half, anyway.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul -
Oh dear.Originally posted by sunnysan View PostThat boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Posthi cailin, make that twice!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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What are the two characteristics of civil servants?
Friendliness and efficiency
Long holidays and quick service
Political neutrality and professionalism
Political correctness and slow but careful service
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Zeity......Originally posted by zeitghostWas it Gerald the Mole?
stop letting my secret out
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'm as British as Elgar was when he wrote Nimrod
HTH"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I have a Norman surname and a coat of arms to go with it, so I'd say I was pretty much as British as you can get nowadays.Comment
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Well, my favorite meal is Chicken tikka masala but I like nothing more than to go out on a Friday night and down eight pints of lager, followed up with a kebab on the way home.
You don't get any more British than that.
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Answer: A right good session.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWell, I can drink 20 pints of bitter in one session and eat two kebabs without throwing up.
How's that?Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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