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How British Are You?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Threaded, is that you?
    One half, anyway.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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      #12
      Originally posted by sunnysan View Post
      http://www.hiren.info/life-in-the-uk-test/1

      Take the test.

      Make sure you know all about benefits
      Oh dear.
      That boy go raaaaaaa
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        #13
        Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
        hi cailin, make that twice!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          What are the two characteristics of civil servants?
          Friendliness and efficiency
          Long holidays and quick service
          Political neutrality and professionalism
          Political correctness and slow but careful service

          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Was it Gerald the Mole?
            Zeity...... stop letting my secret out
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              I'm as British as Elgar was when he wrote Nimrod

              HTH
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                #17
                I have a Norman surname and a coat of arms to go with it, so I'd say I was pretty much as British as you can get nowadays.
                Listen to my last album on Spotify

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                  #18
                  Well, my favorite meal is Chicken tikka masala but I like nothing more than to go out on a Friday night and down eight pints of lager, followed up with a kebab on the way home.

                  You don't get any more British than that.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Well, I can drink 20 pints of bitter in one session and eat two kebabs without throwing up.

                    How's that?
                    Answer: A right good session.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Cowboy Bob View Post
                      I have a Norman surname and a coat of arms to go with it, so I'd say I was pretty much as British as you can get nowadays.
                      So really we should be calling you Cowboy Fitz Robert
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