Wilmslow's leaving card and present

[BrilloPad]

Please add your thoughts below - I will add to the leaving card.

Please submit leaving contributions via paypal.

Also, any ideas for a leaving present? I was thinking of a shoe shine kit.

[oracleslave]

show shine kit.

[DimPrawn]

Some lip balm and vaseline.

One for kissing the bosses arse and the other for when it's time to bend over....

[BrilloPad]

can I take over as Wilmslow from Tuesday?

[Lucy]

a(nother) polyester tie, perhaps?
or one of those beaded seat covers that minicab drivers use

[ctdctd]

Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?

[rootsnall]

Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?

And some green or brown trousers to go with it.

[oracleslave]

Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?

Perhaps sasguru his fellow permie can sell him one second hand?

[DiscoStu]

can I take over as Wilmslow from Tuesday?

Only if you want to go on my ignore list too

[Clippy]

Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?

Set (blue, black, red, green) of Bic biros for top pocket.

Oh, and a belt clip for the company mobile.