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FiveTimes replied

2 May 2008, 11:20
Is he going to have to return his Ltd company money clip
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Jog On replied

2 May 2008, 10:48
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Oh, and a belt clip for the company mobile.

WHS ^^

Also maybe a state of the art ID holder - not one of the plebby ones security give out.

How about a stress ball and some of those hilarious workplace "overworked and underpaid/I hate the boss/you don't have to be mad to work here (but it helps!)" type gadgets like one of those rear view mirrors you attach to the corner of your monitor.

And some cuddly toys, little trolls etc.
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Wilmslow replied

2 May 2008, 10:46
Originally posted by miffy View Post

I'm suggesting a pair of beige chinos to be worn on those dress down days.

Maybe a pair of matching hugh puppies.

Sadly, there are no dress down days.

Tie EVERY day
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moorfield replied

2 May 2008, 10:43
Goodbye Wilmslow.

Sadly I won't be joining you over on www.permieuk.co.uk
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BoredBloke replied

2 May 2008, 10:36
How about getting him a life? Don't know where you can buy them or how much they cost.
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snaw replied

2 May 2008, 10:07
Some nuts amd AtW's bedsit address?
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TimberWolf replied

2 May 2008, 10:06
Originally posted by miffy View Post

I'm suggesting a pair of beige chinos to be worn on those dress down days.

Maybe a pair of matching hugh puppies.

And water repellent spray can.
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miffy replied

2 May 2008, 09:06
I'm suggesting a pair of beige chinos to be worn on those dress down days.

Maybe a pair of matching hugh puppies.
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Clippy replied

2 May 2008, 08:59
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?

Set (blue, black, red, green) of Bic biros for top pocket.

Oh, and a belt clip for the company mobile.
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DiscoStu replied

2 May 2008, 08:56
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

can I take over as Wilmslow from Tuesday?

Only if you want to go on my ignore list too
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oracleslave replied

2 May 2008, 08:54
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?

Perhaps sasguru his fellow permie can sell him one second hand?
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rootsnall replied

2 May 2008, 08:54
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?

And some green or brown trousers to go with it.
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ctdctd replied

2 May 2008, 08:52
Corduroy jacket with leather padded elbows?
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Lucy replied

2 May 2008, 08:50
a(nother) polyester tie, perhaps?
or one of those beaded seat covers that minicab drivers use
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BrilloPad replied

2 May 2008, 08:42
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

can I take over as Wilmslow from Tuesday?
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