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Wilmslow's leaving card and present

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    #11
    I'm suggesting a pair of beige chinos to be worn on those dress down days.

    Maybe a pair of matching hugh puppies.
    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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      #12
      Originally posted by miffy View Post
      I'm suggesting a pair of beige chinos to be worn on those dress down days.

      Maybe a pair of matching hugh puppies.
      And water repellent spray can.

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        #13
        Some nuts amd AtW's bedsit address?
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #14
          How about getting him a life? Don't know where you can buy them or how much they cost.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #15
            Goodbye Wilmslow.



            Sadly I won't be joining you over on www.permieuk.co.uk

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              #16
              Originally posted by miffy View Post
              I'm suggesting a pair of beige chinos to be worn on those dress down days.

              Maybe a pair of matching hugh puppies.
              Sadly, there are no dress down days.

              Tie EVERY day

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                #17
                Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                Oh, and a belt clip for the company mobile.
                WHS ^^

                Also maybe a state of the art ID holder - not one of the plebby ones security give out.

                How about a stress ball and some of those hilarious workplace "overworked and underpaid/I hate the boss/you don't have to be mad to work here (but it helps!)" type gadgets like one of those rear view mirrors you attach to the corner of your monitor.

                And some cuddly toys, little trolls etc.
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #18
                  Is he going to have to return his Ltd company money clip

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