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Evolution of village idiots on CUK

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    #51
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Well, there's always the giant alien lizard with piles... if she's not fussy.
    I'm not sure she's into large spinal ridges.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Lucifer Box
      I'm not sure she's into large spinal ridges.

      also ziegot, you have such short arms, you wont be able to reach the areas that others can't....

      btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank

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        #53
        Originally posted by SandyDown
        also ziegot, you have such short arms, you wont be able to reach the areas that others can't....

        btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank
        I think he just rubs himself against the nearest tree.

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          #54
          Originally posted by SandyDown
          btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank
          Prehensile tails? Realy long dick? Lots of enslaved types to do it for you?
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #55
            Sorry guys too busy right now -- finishing technical talk for local Perl user group -- love affairs will have to wait!

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              #56
              Originally posted by AtW
              Sorry guys too busy right now -- finishing technical talk for local Perl user group -- love affairs will have to wait!

              yes of course having a technical talk with a Perl user is loaaaads more important than love talk ...

              Slave was right about AtW... he is Queer

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                #57
                Originally posted by SandyDown
                yes of course having a technical talk with a Perl user is loaaaads more important than love talk ...
                I promised to make a presentation in place of dropped out guy, in my book keeping my word is more important than love talk.

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                  #58
                  There is no way Sandy is a bird. "Her" turn of phrase is so bloke like.

                  Shame really as I often dream of shagging "her".

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