Stop a guy getting mugged yesterday!

[EternalOptimist]

I wouldn't mind but there a CCTV cameras everywhere in this town and where the hell where the Police!

Those CCTV cameras are a waste of time!

CCTV camers are for catching perps afterwards, not for direct prevention.

[Bagpuss]

Nice and cheap for your 'sensible' lifestyle.

Was the Sex change op expensive?

[Spacecadet]

Funny that. I was walking with my mate yesterday when we saw this geeky looking, small, skinny guy with lanky, greasy gair in a phone box. The dirty git was touching himself vigorously. My mate had to restrain me from lamping him one. Anyway we went round the corner and met another mate who owed me money. Imagine my surprise when the skinny perv followed us round the corner, bleating something I couldn't quite make out in his whiny voice. When I looked at him, he ran away with a funny knock-kneed running gait.

one of your best yet

[Lucy]

Was the Sex change op expensive?

Are you thinking of getting one?

[wobbegong]

Are you in Manchester?

I was thinking that. Are you thinking HRH?

[Clippy]

I was thinking that. Are you thinking HRH?

Oh yes.

<Clippy in nodding Churchill mode>.

[up4it]

SpaceCadet: You should not be under the influence of mind altering drugs whilst at work!!!