Stop a guy getting mugged yesterday!

[Lucy]

You were doing what?

Why didn't you just use your mobile?

He was having a wee.

HTH

[Jog On]

Where else would you change if you were Superman

I've used revolving doors for that before

[BrilloPad]

I was using a public phone-box in the town-centre and two lads were going by as I went in. One was going for me and the other was holding him back. I to hold to **** off and they did.

But they only got round the corner before they attacked someone else. So i told the wife on the phone I wouldn't be a minute.

Went around the corner and they were laying into a guy demanding money. So I shouted for them to get off him and they promptly did. As I am fit, strong & pretty big!

I would have punched their lights out right at the start but I wasn't 100% sure whether they knew the guy or not.

The victim cleared off without any thanks!

that was a silly thing to do. expect to be arrested for assault very soon.

[up4it]

Iknow it is totally obscene but I was in the public phone-box to make a phone-call!

[BoredBloke]

I had to use one a bit ago when my phone got nicked. 40p to make a call home in a cubicle that stinks of wee and is probably a hotbed for many never before seen diseases.

[bogeyman]

Iknow it is totally obscene but I was in the public phone-box to make a phone-call!

Come off it. You were just lurking in there waiting to spring out and deal vigilante justice upon whoever you thought deserved it.

I don't think the army or police would have you, but have you considered being a CSO?

[Bagpuss]

I had to use one a bit ago when my phone got nicked. 40p to make a call home in a cubicle that stinks of wee and is probably a hotbed for many never before seen diseases.

In London I'm surprised that they haven't sold them off as studio flats

[Lucy]

In London I'm surprised that they haven't sold them off as studio flats

Nice and cheap for your 'sensible' lifestyle.

[Xenophon]

Nice and cheap for your 'sensible' lifestyle.

You can't take it with you.

[sasguru]

Funny that. I was walking with my mate yesterday when we saw this geeky looking, small, skinny guy with lanky, greasy gair in a phone box. The dirty git was touching himself vigorously. My mate had to restrain me from lamping him one. Anyway we went round the corner and met another mate who owed me money. Imagine my surprise when the skinny perv followed us round the corner, bleating something I couldn't quite make out in his whiny voice. When I looked at him, he ran away with a funny knock-kneed running gait.