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    If you had one wish

    infinite wishes or more than 1 wish not allowed



    me: To be invisable for a day
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    infinite wishes or more than 1 wish not allowed



    me: To be invisable for a day
    invisible even

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      #3
      Infinite wealth. Money can buy happiness!

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        #4
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        invisible even
        yes I know, even whatever, on with the show.............................................. .................................................. ...
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          To borrow Threaded's time machine so I could go back to the exact moment I let the only girl I've ever really loved slip through my fingers.

          I'm going for a lie down.

          No, I'm lying, I'm just down.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #6
            Its interesting this, because if you made a wish, something highly unusual would happen to a highly unlikely person. Therefore if you want to identify a person who actually has had one of bagpuss's wishes, we have to identify a total t0sser who has held a position of high authority without any obvious talent for it, and making a complete **** up.

            Tony Bliar, come out with your hands up.






            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              time machine seconded..
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                I wish I knew what my one wish would be....

                ...tulip, that's the wish wasted.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  To borrow Threaded's time machine so I could go back to the exact moment I let the only girl I've ever really loved slip through my fingers.

                  I'm going for a lie down.

                  No, I'm lying, I'm just down.
                  That sounds more like a regret than a wish, I think we have all had similar regrets. I can't say I would use my wish to be anteing more than a perve, how dare you hijack this frivolous thread with something virtuous
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    That sounds more like a regret than a wish, I think we have all had similar regrets.
                    Yep. I was asked out by Terry Green's daughter. Said no. What a plonker.

                    Still... I'm perfectly happy with MrsRobin (miss robin) now
                    It's about time I changed this sig...

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