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Previously on "If you had one wish"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    Why thank you.

    Have a great holiday

    You should be doing the vulcan salute with your right hand. Or is that one busy.

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  • DimPrawn
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    My one wish involves a ridiculously large amount of military grade explosive and all the New Labour MP's and Cabinet Ministers in a single room......

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Nutter..
    Why thank you.

    Have a great holiday

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    We can always give it a go babes
    Nutter..

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  • BA to the Stars
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    My one wish is to have an infinate number of wishes

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Sometimes too many people can be affected by one wish... what I want to wish for wouldn't work...
    We can always give it a go babes

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  • tay
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    To be immortal until I chose not to be immortal anymore.

    Which would probaly send the wish granter into a paradoxal spasm.

    So maybe I should word it to be not to die or grow older until I have given my permission

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  • Bagpuss
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    Being able to hear women's thoughts would be good (like the Mel Gibson film)

    Mind you hearing "Mmmm Jimmy choo, chocolate, george clooney, does my bum look big in this?" could get a bit irritating after a while.

    I jest girls!


    <runs for cover>

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  • EternalOptimist
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    //outrageous French accent >ON

    for ze peeple of ze world, peas
    and for ze women of ze world, a penis

    //outrageous French accent >OFF




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  • smiff
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    My agency to take less than 22%. Gits.

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  • cailin maith
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    Sometimes too many people can be affected by one wish... what I want to wish for wouldn't work...

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    That sounds more like a regret than a wish, I think we have all had similar regrets.

    Of course it's a regret, clearly my biggest one. But like many things that at the time seem inconsequential, but change the whole course of your life, having the ability to go back and stop that change would in my opinion be worthy of such a unique opportunity.

    Having mind control (over the female population in particular) would be a close second.

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  • MrRobin
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    That sounds more like a regret than a wish, I think we have all had similar regrets.
    Yep. I was asked out by Terry Green's daughter. Said no. What a plonker.

    Still... I'm perfectly happy with MrsRobin (miss robin) now

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    To borrow Threaded's time machine so I could go back to the exact moment I let the only girl I've ever really loved slip through my fingers.

    I'm going for a lie down.

    No, I'm lying, I'm just down.
    That sounds more like a regret than a wish, I think we have all had similar regrets. I can't say I would use my wish to be anteing more than a perve, how dare you hijack this frivolous thread with something virtuous

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  • DimPrawn
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    I wish I knew what my one wish would be....

    ...tulip, that's the wish wasted.

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