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    Being a Carnivore

    Am going to do an experiment for the next few week, just being a complete carnivore, eat everything from an animal source, and ditch any food that comes from a plant.

    #2
    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    Am going to do an experiment for the next few week, just being a complete carnivore, eat everything from an animal source, and ditch any food that comes from a plant.
    good on you

    Plants after all reduce the CO2 levels in the atmosphere, so eating as little plant matter as possible is actually the greenest thing you can do.

    I hope you also drive an electric car, no emissions so perfect for the budding enviromentalist
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Have your milk of magnesia handy.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
        Am going to do an experiment for the next few week, just being a complete carnivore, eat everything from an animal source, and ditch any food that comes from a plant.
        Sounds a bit like the Atkins diet.

        Buy plenty of tic-tacs to keep your breath fresh and something to help the other end keep things moving along smoothly.

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          #5
          Be prepared for your guts to pack up with a lack of fibre.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            Be prepared for your guts to pack up with a lack of fibre.
            Actually you can avoid this by pushing a pipe-cleaner up yer bum once a day and jiggling it around vigorously for one about minute. Enough fibre is deposited to solve the problem







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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Actually you can avoid this by pushing a pipe-cleaner up yer bum once a day and jiggling it around vigorously for one about minute. Enough fibre is deposited to solve the problem
              Awesome, I'm sold. Rare beef fillet for me this lunchtime...
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                My diet is high on meat and very low in vegetables and I don't get any kind of toilet problems alluded to by many of the comments above. HTH.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  My diet is high on meat and very low in vegetables and I don't get any kind of toilet problems alluded to by many of the comments above. HTH.
                  How much do you spend on pipe-cleaners though ?





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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    How much do you spend on pipe-cleaners though ?
                    I've never had constipation, but then again I exercise so maybe I escape a lot of problems some people get.

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