Being a Carnivore

[ThomasSoerensen]

I can just announce: The super-snake has left the body!!

[Churchill]

I can just announce: The super-snake has left the body!!

Ok, what's the longest turd that you've laid un-broken?

[EternalOptimist]

Ok, what's the longest turd that you've laid un-broken?

I know the answer to this.

If your innards are 32 feet long, then the answer must be >0<32 feet.
Anyone who claims to have done a plus 32 footer is, in my opinion, telling fibs

[EqualOpportunities]

I know the answer to this.

If your innards are 32 feet long, then the answer must be >0<32 feet.
Anyone who claims to have done a plus 32 footer is, in my opinion, telling fibs

If you could engineer it out slowly, any length is possible.

Unless you drink Guinness, then you'd have to measure the circumference with a trundle wheel.

[ThomasSoerensen]

go here for inspiration snake pit (NSFW)

[Churchill]

If you could engineer it out slowly, any length is possible.

Unless you drink Guinness, then you'd have to measure the circumference with a trundle wheel.

Ah yes, the "INSSA" condition. Otherwise known as to have a "Guinessh!t"!

[Charles Foster Kane]

Am going to do an experiment for the next few week, just being a complete carnivore, eat everything from an animal source, and ditch any food that comes from a plant.

No one else has asked, so I will, why?

Human beings have mainly the traits of herbivores, in that we don't sweat through our tongues like carnivores, we have alkaline saliva, our teeth are of a different structure (no sharp front teeth and claws) and, as referenced previously in this thread carnivores don't need fibre to help move food through the digestive tract.

I am an omnivore by the way, in case you thought I was a herbivore, so I do eat meat, this topic just reminded me of an article I read recently so thought I'd share.

[oracleslave]

No one else has asked, so I will, why?

Human beings have mainly the traits of herbivores, in that we don't sweat through our tongues like carnivores, we have alkaline saliva, our teeth are of a different structure (no sharp front teeth and claws) and, as referenced previously in this thread carnivores don't need fibre to help move food through the digestive tract.

I am an omnivore by the way, in case you thought I was a herbivore, so I do eat meat, this topic just reminded me of an article I read recently so thought I'd share.

Mr Kane. Welcome back. I always did wonder if you ever leased that porsche?

[Charles Foster Kane]

Mr Kane. Welcome back. I always did wonder if you ever leased that porsche?

Thanks, it's good to be back. No, I didn't go for the Porsche in the end, in an attempt to try and be slightly more sensible I opted to lease a new BMW 3 series coupe instead:

http://www.autospectator.com/cars/fi...BMW3-Coupe.jpg

No complaints so far really, it's a nice car, but it's length can be less than ideal at times for parking and manoeuvring, maybe I should have opted for the Audi TT in hindsight.

[oracleslave]

maybe I should have opted for the Audi TT in hindsight.

Given the choice between the two I think you did the right thing.