Reply to: Being a Carnivore

[NotAllThere]

I'm not vegetarian becuse I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.

A Whitney Brown also said "That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. "

Eskimos (PC=Inuit) eat (ate) meat and fat almost exclusively. They didn't have weight, constipation or any other dietary problems.

So, if you're going for a meat only diet, make sure you also eat fat. One experiment showed that without the fat, dietary problems did occur.

Have tried Atkins, I was amazed at a) how quickly I lost weight, and b) how much I craved potatoes and bread.

[Board Game Geek]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain so I could gorge myself on tofu.

A friend of mine once said "I'm not vegetarian becuse I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate plants."

[oracleslave]

maybe I should have opted for the Audi TT in hindsight.

Given the choice between the two I think you did the right thing.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Mr Kane. Welcome back. I always did wonder if you ever leased that porsche?

Thanks, it's good to be back. No, I didn't go for the Porsche in the end, in an attempt to try and be slightly more sensible I opted to lease a new BMW 3 series coupe instead:

http://www.autospectator.com/cars/fi...BMW3-Coupe.jpg

No complaints so far really, it's a nice car, but it's length can be less than ideal at times for parking and manoeuvring, maybe I should have opted for the Audi TT in hindsight.

[oracleslave]

No one else has asked, so I will, why?

Human beings have mainly the traits of herbivores, in that we don't sweat through our tongues like carnivores, we have alkaline saliva, our teeth are of a different structure (no sharp front teeth and claws) and, as referenced previously in this thread carnivores don't need fibre to help move food through the digestive tract.

I am an omnivore by the way, in case you thought I was a herbivore, so I do eat meat, this topic just reminded me of an article I read recently so thought I'd share.

Mr Kane. Welcome back. I always did wonder if you ever leased that porsche?

[Charles Foster Kane]

Am going to do an experiment for the next few week, just being a complete carnivore, eat everything from an animal source, and ditch any food that comes from a plant.

No one else has asked, so I will, why?

Human beings have mainly the traits of herbivores, in that we don't sweat through our tongues like carnivores, we have alkaline saliva, our teeth are of a different structure (no sharp front teeth and claws) and, as referenced previously in this thread carnivores don't need fibre to help move food through the digestive tract.

I am an omnivore by the way, in case you thought I was a herbivore, so I do eat meat, this topic just reminded me of an article I read recently so thought I'd share.

[Churchill]

If you could engineer it out slowly, any length is possible.

Unless you drink Guinness, then you'd have to measure the circumference with a trundle wheel.

Ah yes, the "INSSA" condition. Otherwise known as to have a "Guinessh!t"!

[ThomasSoerensen]

go here for inspiration snake pit (NSFW)

[EqualOpportunities]

I know the answer to this.

If your innards are 32 feet long, then the answer must be >0<32 feet.
Anyone who claims to have done a plus 32 footer is, in my opinion, telling fibs

If you could engineer it out slowly, any length is possible.

Unless you drink Guinness, then you'd have to measure the circumference with a trundle wheel.

[EternalOptimist]

Ok, what's the longest turd that you've laid un-broken?

I know the answer to this.

If your innards are 32 feet long, then the answer must be >0<32 feet.
Anyone who claims to have done a plus 32 footer is, in my opinion, telling fibs

[Churchill]

I can just announce: The super-snake has left the body!!

Ok, what's the longest turd that you've laid un-broken?

[ThomasSoerensen]

I can just announce: The super-snake has left the body!!

[Xenophon]

I hereby declare this "CUK Toilet Habits Monday". Please give details of frequency, consistency, quality etc.

Well if we can have CUK Man Love Friday ...

GAH!

[sasguru]

ENOUGH!

I hereby declare this "CUK Toilet Habits Monday". Please give details of frequency, consistency, quality etc.

Well if we can have CUK Man Love Friday ...

[EternalOptimist]

Two dietary case studies.

1) Meat eater: I sometimes run for two or three days with my cattle, and I have to protect them from lions. I miss meat and blood very much. Not vegetables because they are food for a woman.

2) Vegetarian: I felt so extraordinarily sleepy that I could barely stagger to the local organic supermarket to buy my vegetables. Why, I wondered, did my friends who lived on pizza, pasta and hamburgers look so much healthier than me?

3)Breatharian:I dont need food, I can live on fresh air