Afternoon all...

[FiveTimes]

Mock all you want to, but there are for or five people in and around Manchester who are now living the kind of life they could previously only dream of thanks to my help and advice. Im a great resource for you people and if you paid me a bit more respect you'd get a lot more out of me.

four

HTH

[blacjac]

One day you'll look back and think 'you know what, I wish I'd have asked HRH for some advice' maybe I'll still be around or maybe I'll tire of the constant gutter snipes and mockery....

Over to you...

Can I have some advice please?


There, feel better now?

[cailin maith]

I am better than you in every way. I know your kind, ******* useless when not tapping away at a keyboard. You are one of lifes losers.

He's not actually... but you know what, I can't be bothered trying talk sense to you...

[shelby68]

This guy is either David Brent or a comic genius, not sure which yet... although I know which I'm betting on...

[Diver]

The HRH fantasy roll playing game again eh?

Can't be bothered

>shakes head and wanders off into the night<

[NickFitz]

The HRH fantasy roll playing game again eh?

Can't be bothered

>shakes head and wanders off into the night<

accidentally saws left foot off

[NickFitz]

He's not actually... but you know what, I can't be bothered trying talk sense to you...

Cheers babe

Although you're better off ing at him than ... trolls like him are trying to be annoying, so it pleases them if you show signs of being annoyed.

Although thinking about it, HRH is so obviously consumed with self-hate that he is apparently compelled to put on this display of arrogance in order to get people to deride him, so that he can reassure himself that he was right to feel so stupid, worthless, and worthy of derision.

Maybe those of us who mock him are just encouraging him to carry on with the self-harming he so obviously indulges in, in between posting stuff to make himself contemptible in the eyes of the forum, and inducing vomiting.

Maybe Lucy can give us some pointers on how best to make him feel worse about himself - after all, he'll have to face up to the utter uselessness of his apology for a life and the mere pretence of a personality he hides beneath the mask, before he can possibly expect to start coming to terms with the waste of a corpse that he currently constitutes.

[BrilloPad]

Maybe Lucy can give us some pointers on how best to make him feel worse about himself - after all, he'll have to face up to the utter uselessness of his apology for a life and the mere pretence of a personality he hides beneath the mask, before he can possibly expect to start coming to terms with the waste of a corpse that he currently constitutes.

I once asked Lucy to help me - I felt more suicidal than ever....

[Clippy]

I once asked Lucy to help me - I felt more suicidal than ever....

At least you now know how we feel reading your FFJ/Don't get married threads.

[Churchill]

I once asked Lucy to help me - I felt more suicidal than ever....

She's not done the "Making people feel better" course yet. She's saving up like mad though.