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My memory is not what is was - is felching the one that requires a straw?Originally posted by daviejones View Postfelching...
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo you have a big lance?
I'm not a fan of middle aged divorcee style smutty innuendo, so this and future dirty little comments will be ignored.Comment
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hahahaha,Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy memory is not what is was - is felching the one that requires a straw?
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Am I about to go on your ignore list?Originally posted by HRH View PostI'm not a fan of middle aged divorcee style smutty innuendo, so this and future dirty little comments will be ignored.
Just a couple of corrections :-
1. I am not middle aged - I am old - I am 44 you whipper snapper.
2. divorcee refers to a woman - I can assue you I am a male.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAm I about to go on your ignore list?
Just a couple of corrections :-
1. I am not middle aged - I am old - I am 44 you whipper snapper.
2. divorcee refers to a woman - I can assue you I am a male.
Your humour suggested otherwise thats all. You gave me the impression that you could be found in the local weatherspoons drinking reef in a bottle through a straw, pinching young arses as they pass, singing along to I will survive and crying on the pavement to anyone that will listen at 12am.Comment
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At the moment I don't even know where my local Wetherspoons is - but if you are recommending it I will look it up. Does it work for you?Originally posted by HRH View PostYour humour suggested otherwise thats all. You gave me the impression that you could be found in the local weatherspoons drinking reef in a bottle through a straw, pinching young arses as they pass, singing along to I will survive and crying on the pavement to anyone that will listen at 12am.Comment
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Im quite good looking and as such I am alas a target for such women.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAt the moment I don't even know where my local Wetherspoons is - but if you are recommending it I will look it up. Does it work for you?Comment
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Alas for them. They are only fed up not hard upOriginally posted by HRH View PostIm quite good looking and as such I am alas a target for such women.Comment
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"alas" sounds like the attentions of women are unwelcome. But if you're good looking, I'm sure there are plenty of eager guys for you to to "fall back on"Originally posted by HRH View PostIm quite good looking and as such I am alas a target for such women.
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