Dear Lucy….

[daviejones]

By abilities MOH (Or "Michael Owen Hater", as he used to be known) is talking about my 'bouncebackability' and my penchant for internet jousting.

felching...


HTH

[BrilloPad]

felching...


HTH

My memory is not what is was - is felching the one that requires a straw?

[HRH]

Do you have a big lance?

I'm not a fan of middle aged divorcee style smutty innuendo, so this and future dirty little comments will be ignored.

[daviejones]

My memory is not what is was - is felching the one that requires a straw?

hahahaha,

[BrilloPad]

I'm not a fan of middle aged divorcee style smutty innuendo, so this and future dirty little comments will be ignored.

Am I about to go on your ignore list?

Just a couple of corrections :-
1. I am not middle aged - I am old - I am 44 you whipper snapper.
2. divorcee refers to a woman - I can assue you I am a male.

[HRH]

Am I about to go on your ignore list?

Just a couple of corrections :-
1. I am not middle aged - I am old - I am 44 you whipper snapper.
2. divorcee refers to a woman - I can assue you I am a male.

Your humour suggested otherwise thats all. You gave me the impression that you could be found in the local weatherspoons drinking reef in a bottle through a straw, pinching young arses as they pass, singing along to I will survive and crying on the pavement to anyone that will listen at 12am.

[BrilloPad]

Your humour suggested otherwise thats all. You gave me the impression that you could be found in the local weatherspoons drinking reef in a bottle through a straw, pinching young arses as they pass, singing along to I will survive and crying on the pavement to anyone that will listen at 12am.

At the moment I don't even know where my local Wetherspoons is - but if you are recommending it I will look it up. Does it work for you?

[HRH]

At the moment I don't even know where my local Wetherspoons is - but if you are recommending it I will look it up. Does it work for you?

Im quite good looking and as such I am alas a target for such women.

[BA to the Stars]

Im quite good looking and as such I am alas a target for such women.

Alas for them. They are only fed up not hard up

[Marina]

Im quite good looking and as such I am alas a target for such women.

"alas" sounds like the attentions of women are unwelcome. But if you're good looking, I'm sure there are plenty of eager guys for you to to "fall back on"