Dear Lucy….

[oracleslave]

Please not the legal team!

health and safety

[sasguru]

Wilmslow tell me where this fool is.One phone call and its sorted mate.

So now we have a village idiots mafia?

[HRH]

Please not the legal team!

I would not consult my legal team on such a banial matter.

[Bagpuss]

HRH and Wilmslow, the best double act since Rodney and Del Boy dressed up as Batman and Robin

[sasguru]

I would not consult my legal team on such a banial matter.

What's a banial matter? Something to do with Russian steam baths or Indian merchants?

[HRH]

HRH and Wilmslow, the best double act since Rodney and Del Boy dressed up as Batman and Robin

Don't put me in the same bracket as this curtain twitcher, I just think if I help him out he might end this obsession.

[bogeyman]

Brown says economy is (ar)sole focus

(oops wrong thread)

[bogeyman]

Broon says economy is (ar)sole focus

Does brown look like a simpering nancy in this photo or what?

The "clunking fist" indeed.

"We are on the side of home owners, business and individuals," he said.

Doesn't exactly leave anyone out then, does it, Gordon?

The urge to stab is almost irresistable.

[chef]

Don't put me in the same bracket as this curtain twitcher, I just think if I help him out he might end this obsession.

I know it's encouraging you but what exactly would this phone call entail?

"do you know who I am?... No.. oh.. ok, well my friend wilmslow has asked me to stop being mean to him"

[DiscoStu]

Wilmslow tell me where this fool is.One phone call and its sorted mate.

Can I suggest you prioritise and first make a phone call to someone who can teach you the basics of spelling, punctuation and sentence construction?