How hard are you?

[HRH]

Erm - yeah, nice one, sounds great! Thanks!
(Does anyone know what he's on about? I haven't seen this show...)

You're more than enough amusement for the moment, young lad.

Its the biggest insult to the word sitcom ever. google it.

[Bagpuss]

I don't know - I think this troll has some mileage... not quite up to Chico's standard at the moment but give him time.

Listen son, it the HRH don't get ya, my legal team will sue your arse so hard you'll have to use anusol for the rest of your life

HRH

[FiveTimes]

well if you will spar with CM...

we never wear a box when sparing, only in competitions do we have to wear a groin guard.

[Lucy]

Listen son, it the HRH don't get ya, my legal team will sue your arse so hard you'll have to use anusol for the rest of your life

HRH

I wonder what they were thinking when they decided on 'Anusol'... Bumholecream would have been moe subtle.

[NotAllThere]

I'm a pretty dangerous dude when cornered. I go to pieces so quickly, people get hit by the shrapnel.

(dna)

[snaw]

One of the advantages of having a thick west coast Scottish accent is that people get intimidated by it - works a treat ;-)

Hard? Nah not really, I'd rather walk away - fighting hurts, a lot. Even when you win. And it's not like kids fighting, grown men can do serious damage to each other. I'd hold my own against most; I'm pretty fit and spent enough of my childhood fighting to know how to handle myself, but I'd get no pleasure from hurting someone else, so what's the point?

[KathyWoolfe]

I've been kicked in the knackers loads of times during kick boxing training and it does hurt.
Never had cancer as a result...

Not yet....

[EternalOptimist]

I once took on forty battle hardened midgets in Cambodia, and killed 25 mangled the rest,
hang on I'm lyin

[Bagpuss]

I once went on holiday to Cambodia...

It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a GUN in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son…
What you need, my son…

Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot,
Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot...

And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul

Pol Pot!

[PAH]

I once took on forty battle hardened midgets in Cambodia, and killed 25 mangled the rest,
hang on I'm lyin

You're right, you do tell the jokes around here.