Reply to: How hard are you?

[Jog On]

Thought I'd bump this seeing as the topic has resurfaced.

[Diver]

My wife scares the crap out of me when she gives them looks.

Other than that, I can hold my own against any 3ft Blind paraplegic mentally handicapped deaf person

[PAH]

"I miss meat and blood very much. Not vegetables because they are food for a woman."

Quote from one of the Masai, running the marathon this weekend.

Like meat, not sure about blood.

They call it gravy up north. Can't get in down south, they're too nancy (reagan).

[larry]

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"I miss meat and blood very much. Not vegetables because they are food for a woman."

Quote from one of the Masai, running the marathon this weekend.

Like meat, not sure about blood. Nice to see someone saying something 'sexist' and no one will touch him for saying it!!

[BrilloPad]

I don't know - I think this troll has some mileage... not quite up to Chico's standard at the moment but give him time.

A pity Chico is not here to teain him up really...

[EternalOptimist]

You can always spot the real hard men, because they dont talk about it, and they never brag.
So thats all I have to say on the subject, and I never had no trubble, ever , right. No warra mean like.

[darmstadt]

I'm so hard I have to bend over when I pee...

[Churchill]

My problem is I could kill you by breaking wind.

You win!

[Moscow Mule]

Been in a few fights on the lacrosse pitch, but TBH, it doesn't really hurt as you're being hit on the helmet by a guy wearing gloves...

[PRC1964]

My problem is I could kill you without breaking sweat.

My problem is I could kill you by breaking wind.

[Churchill]

My problem is I look too soft and cuddly.

My problem is I could kill you without breaking sweat.

[King Cnvt]

My problem is I look too soft and cuddly.

[Bod]

I had a few fights from 10 - 14 yrs, but that's all a very long time ago. I used to get so wound up (in fights) that my muscles would get tight and I found it difficult to throw hard punches -at least that's how it felt to me.

Now in my mid-late 30's I would avoid fighting if at all possible, although I'm definately capable/fit enough if the need arises. I'm sure I could hold my own if it mattered enough (i.e. if someone threatened my partner / daughter / cats)

Or scratched my bike....

[Jog On]

So it looks like we’ve got some well ‘ard nutters on the forum and we should watch what we say if we don’t want to get ‘sorted aaht

Know what I mean

[PAH]

I once took on forty battle hardened midgets in Cambodia, and killed 25 mangled the rest,
hang on I'm lyin

You're right, you do tell the jokes around here.