If reincarnation were to exist

[BrilloPad]

A well looked after cat. Surely there can't be anything better?

Remember; cats don't have owners, they have staff!

Provided there is no neutering involved.

[BrilloPad]

Perhaps this will help.

Reincarnation

It's an in game joke, but essentially there was a spell called Reincarnation which had a list of creatures a player could come back as. One of them was a badger. And you could guarantee that someone would roll it.

HTH

I hope no-one came back as a squirrel?

[Spacecadet]

A lesbian

to be more specific
Portia De Rossi

[AtW]

Provided there is no neutering involved.

Ok if you are a female cat apparently...

[BrilloPad]

Ok if you are a female cat apparently...

Isn't that called spaying?

[Board Game Geek]

Speying

Which reminds me of a story. Friend of mine was chasing his cat in the garden the other week and the neighbour looked over the fence and asked him what he was doing.

He replied, slightly out of breath and flustered, not thinking of his grammar "Muffy is going to get speying".

The neighbour then said "Oh really ? You moving out there ? My uncle has a villa out there".

And yes..you can guess her hair colour, even though, to be fair, the sentence was garbled.

[BrilloPad]

10 years ago I wanted to be reincarnated as Anna Kournikova's second serve tennis ball...

[TimberWolf]

10 years ago I wanted to be reincarnated as Anna Kournikova's second serve tennis ball...

She's been looking for that... (NSFW)
http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/...a-10100601.jpg

[wobbegong]

Industry welcome badger cull decision: http://www.farmersguardian.com/story...torycode=17604

You will soon find out...

. . . and then they came for the Badgers, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Badger,

. . .and then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up.

Short version = "you'll get yours, sunshine".

[xoggoth]

A Bonobo