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If reincarnation were to exist

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    #21
    I would come back as the meat in a CM v's SA sandwich
    Kneel before Bod

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      #22
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      A Bonobo
      Originally posted by wikipedia
      Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sex (frot). One form has two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". Frot may also occur where two males rub their penises together while in missionary position. A special form of frot called "rump rubbing" occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, where they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together.

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        #23
        So, the male bonbon is in to "male bonding" ?
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          10 years ago I wanted to be reincarnated as Anna Kournikova's second serve tennis ball...


          Well looked after cat is the way forward. Preferably on a farm in the middle of nowhere, without the neutering.

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            #25
            Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones did a sketch on reincarnation and mel thought that the best thing to be was become a dragonfly. They only live for three days but all they do is eat sleep and shag for their entire lives.

            To which Gryff pointed out that there was little point in this if you only lived for three days.

            Mel responded to say that one would then be continually reincarnated as a dragonfly.
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #26
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
              Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones did a sketch on reincarnation and mel thought that the best thing to be was become a dragonfly. They only live for three days but all they do is eat sleep and shag for their entire lives.

              To which Gryff pointed out that there was little point in this if you only lived for three days.

              Mel responded to say that one would then be continually reincarnated as a dragonfly.
              of course one could come back as a pig. doesn't their orgasm last 30 minutes?

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                #27
                Yes but Dragonflies live several months in the larval stage before that I believe. Lurking around in a muddy pond eating tadpoles.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Yes but Dragonflies live several months in the larval stage before that I believe. Lurking around in a muddy pond eating tadpoles.
                  Killjoy
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    of course one could come back as a pig. doesn't their orgasm last 30 minutes?
                    Yes, but the number of times they say they have a headache and turn away to sleep...
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #30
                      a very good EPL football player.... Nae Brains and Plenty of cash

                      Oh and hunners of burds

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