- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Hackers attack International Space Station
Collapse
X
-
-
Posted April 1st.
Sounds like a prank to me, (whichever way you look at it !).
If it is true, and they are looking for W3.1 programmers, I wish them luck.
Most have permanently retired to the cemetery or crematorium by now I would have thought.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. Lewis -
WHS. 11am posting, gotta be a wind up. Windows 3.1Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostPosted April 1st.
Sounds like a prank to me
Who the hell would embed that in anything supporting human life.
Yeah right...Originally posted by Yahoothe escape capsule that can carry them home has been warmed up and is ready to go, despite concerns that hackers might have reprogrammed that tooEat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
-
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostPosted April 1st.
Sounds like a prank to me, (whichever way you look at it !).
If it is true, and they are looking for W3.1 programmers, I wish them luck.
Most have permanently retired to the cemetery or crematorium by now I would have thought.
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
Professor Brian Offin, B Offin, boffin, geddit?
"Windows 3.1 is a very old operating system and the technical support team has been entirely subsumed into the Vista troubleshooting team and trust me, they are needed there."
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
Comment
-
article by Arif Pollo , Apollo , geddit?Originally posted by threaded View PostProfessor Brian Offin, B Offin, boffin, geddit?
"Windows 3.1 is a very old operating system and the technical support team has been entirely subsumed into the Vista troubleshooting team and trust me, they are needed there."
I liked the flying penguins one myself
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
Shome mishtake shurely? Arif Pollo = April Fool, not Apollo.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postarticle by Arif Pollo , Apollo , geddit?
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
-
ToucheOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostShome mishtake shurely? Arif Pollo = April Fool, not Apollo.

(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
-
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Is HMRC ‘cruelly seeking to transfer debts’ to MSC contractors? Today 06:37
- IT contractor demand climbed in August 2026 to 40-month high Sep 25 04:53
- 5 steps before your client ‘does a Foreign Office’ and puts 90% of contractors inside IR35 Sep 24 01:11
- Luke’s Story: “I knew it was a loan. But they changed the rules.” Sep 23 00:00
- I registered my company with my home address. Whoops. Here's what Companies House shows the world about you Sep 22 13:06
- The Tories’ three IR35 replacement options — but contractors are right to be sceptical Sep 22 03:51
- Conservatives to replace IR35 outright, Griffith vows — advisers who met him reveal what it should contain Sep 21 05:06
- HMRC’s tax calculation errors: why contractors must check their bill now Sep 17 05:14
- HMRC names 12 loan charge-type schemes, one with ‘Tardis’ clause Sep 15 00:12
- Inside IR35 contractors as zero-hours reform victims is why Kate Dearden must meet us Sep 14 06:37

Comment