The 'Ask HRH' Thread

[beaker]

Hate contractors but love Contracor UK

Just kidding... sheesh!

[BrilloPad]

HRH, were you born a twat or did you become one later?
It goes to the heart of the nature/nurture debate.

[BrilloPad]

Answer to all is zero and if you continue to defile my good name I'll respond in kind.

HRH - do you have a good name?

[wobbegong]

HRH! HRH! What will you do?
Will you attack our ferret too?
Will you go ten rounds?
Or drop your trousers?
Or will you throw stones
From inside glass houses?

Nice! ("Mirror in the bathroom"?)

BTW Like v. Hate theme; love anchovies and olives, hate olives stuffed with anchovies.

[realityhack]

"Mirror in the bathroom"?

Cheers wobbly - dunno about that - just made it up. Doesn't scan properly anyway.

Love twiglets, marmite's ok, really nice on toast. Hmm... I really hate couscous - it's the work of the devil.
Don't really have any - oh wait, yes I do have a topsy-turvy love-hate food thingy: I love stilton, but hate food cooked with stilton, ie, cooked stilton. grim.

[blacjac]

RRH is like Marmite. At first you wonder "what the fook?" and feel slightly disgusted, then after a while the memory fades, you think I 'll give it another go, some even learn to put up with the foul taste. Eventually one may even look forward to the next encounter.

HRH / RRH / MOH

[realityhack]

HRH / RRH / MOH

Really? MOH? How do you know that?

[NickFitz]

HRH - do you have a good name?

To quote John Cooper Clarke: "Nobody has a good word for you, but I do: TWAT!"

[HRH]

HRH - do you have a good name?

Yes I believe I do. People have thrown mud at me and tried to tarnish it over the years but I remain a gentleman throughout, people often ask me how I keep my head when lesser men would react-the answer is I do not know.

[BrilloPad]

HRH - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?