The 'Ask HRH' Thread

[Churchill]

Yes I believe I do. People have thrown mud at me and tried to tarnish it over the years but I remain a gentleman throughout, people often ask me how I keep my head when lesser men would react-the answer is I do not know.

the answer is I do not know anything. Anyone who says I do will be subjected to a visit from my legal team.

HRH, HTH.

[BrilloPad]

Yes I believe I do. People have thrown mud at me and tried to tarnish it over the years but I remain a gentleman throughout, people often ask me how I keep my head when lesser men would react-the answer is I do not know.

HRH - do you think you have a good name on the CUK forums?

[BrilloPad]

the answer is I do not know anything.

HRH, HTH.

HRH=Johnny English?

[BrilloPad]

HRH - does your mother love you?

[HRH]

HRH - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

It relates to people rushing around, mothers trying to drive 4X4's, fathers off to work, kids scrambling around looking for their PE kit, dog needs walking. Its generally a hectic time for all where we all feel a little harassed, hence the name 'rush hour'

[BrilloPad]

HRH - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[HRH]

HRH - does your mother love you?

Undoubtedly and unconditionally.

[BrilloPad]

HRH - Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

[BrilloPad]

HRH - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

[BrilloPad]

HRH - Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?