The 'Ask HRH' Thread

[HRH]

HRH - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

I think that cats see's the mouse as a 'play thing' not food. If you watch a cat with a mouse it tends to just like patting it about and picking it up in its mouth. I have never seen any evidence of felines feasting on the mouse carcass, maybe in extreme circumstancs it would but I am yes to see it.

[HRH]

HRH - Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Alas yes.

[BrilloPad]

I think that cats see's the mouse as a 'play thing' not food. If you watch a cat with a mouse it tends to just like patting it about and picking it up in its mouth. I have never seen any evidence of felines feasting on the mouse carcass, maybe in extreme circumstancs it would but I am yes to see it.

my cats catch anything they can - frogs, mice, birds. one cat loves mice heads - leaves the bodies. I guess cos it is crunchy...

[wobbegong]

HRH, generally speaking, tinned food has a picture of the food on the label, yet pet food has a picture of the animal that eats it. Why don't baked beans have a picture of kids on the label?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

To quote John Cooper Clarke: "Nobody has a good word for you, but I do: TWAT!"

To further quote John Cooper Clarke

You put the ahem in scunthorpe, put the pain in spain, happy days are done for and you're the one I blame.

Clarky changed this version to put the shat in shattered for later gigs as the c word became less acceptable.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I think that cats see's the mouse as a 'play thing' not food. If you watch a cat with a mouse it tends to just like patting it about and picking it up in its mouth. I have never seen any evidence of felines feasting on the mouse carcass, maybe in extreme circumstancs it would but I am yes to see it.

sees

(although that sentence doesn't really make any sense)

circumstances

(assume you mean "yet" not "yes")

[TheFaQQer]

I hate Twiglets but I love Marmite

I hate Marmite, but love Twiglets.

Maybe we need a poll? I started one about Marmite once.

[KathyWoolfe]

I love cheese ...yet melted cheese (on anything - except pizza, where it is simply there to stick things together) turns my stomach.

[cailin maith]

HRH - will you make your sig so it's not Bold type - it's hurting my eyes...

Thanks

[Peoplesoft bloke]

HRH - what kind of school did you go to?
Do you have any qualifications in English and if so, at what level?