What kind of twat...

[Churchill]

Amazing car!!!

...how are you financing it, if i may be so blunt!

Sold my 911 and paid the difference out of my divorce settlement.

[realityhack]

No-one else in the pub could/would do the first aid thing.

devices women can put in their bottles so they have to use a straw to reduce the chance of being drugged.

Sad state of affairs x2.

Cretins. That sort of thing makes me furious.

[Churchill]

Right chaps, just had the phone call from reception. I'm off. I'll report back tomorrow.

TTFN.

[PAH]

Right chaps, just had the phone call from reception. I'm off. I'll report back tomorrow.

TTFN.

Enjoy, you lucky dog.

Bagsy first dibs when you come to sell it in 12 months time for half the price. Maybe a bit less if there are any brown stains on the seats!

[HRH]

R8-nice bit of kit!

[Sockpuppet]

I don't know much about cars sorry. Is that as good as an A3?

If you buy an R8 I'd expect them to throw in a free A3.

[Sockpuppet]

Right chaps, just had the phone call from reception. I'm off. I'll report back tomorrow.

TTFN.

"Hello this this the reception. Some 2bit monkey just ragged a new car into the car park. He wants to speak to you".

[PAH]

"Hello this this the reception. Some 2bit monkey just ragged a new car into the car park. He wants to speak to you".

Well, that's what they call delivery miles.

They probably put it on a transporter around the corner to pretend it wasn't them.

[Spacecadet]

In a pub over the weekend I saw a jar of Spikeys (or a similar name) behind the bar. First time I've seen these devices women can put in their bottles so they have to use a straw to reduce the chance of being drugged.

Depressing that it's got that bad, and that's coming from someone who never has the nads to chat up a bird in a pub.

Apparently most cases of grils being drugged in pubs/clubs is due to them drinking far more than they can handle and not because of any spiking.

[Spacecadet]

"Hello this this the reception. Some 2bit monkey just ragged a new car into the car park. He wants to speak to you".

Dear Staff,

Can the owner of the brand new R8 please see HR and the MD immediately for an urgent pay review.

Thanks

The Management