What kind of twat...

[Diver]

You're damn right.

I once threatened to kill a bloke who I was convinced had drugged a bird in my local. He's not been seen since. The girl just dropped like a sack of tulip, he was off like a startled squirrel as we were trying to revive her.

I didn't leave my coat on the back of the chair did I?

[Churchill]

I didn't leave my coat on the back of the chair did I?

Seriously though Diver, I'd never seen anything like it before in my life. She was completely sparkers.

[realityhack]

he was off like a startled squirrel as we were trying to revive her.

Nothing to do with me, mate.

Seriously though - I would've collared him, and called the police.

[Churchill]

Nothing to do with me, mate.

Seriously though - I would've collared him, and called the police.

I was too busy at the time. No-one else in the pub could/would do the first aid thing.

[miffy]

Well done on the new car Churchy.

Don't forget to look up at the upstairs office windows as you get in! You'll feel a tad uncomfortable I'm sure

I still think you could have got more supermodels with just an A3 and saved some dough... where is the peter stringfellow of CUK today anyway?

I'm surprised he hasn't posted in here.

[Diver]

Seriously though Diver, I'd never seen anything like it before in my life. She was completely sparkers.

and they suffer short term memory loss.

I trust that you nicked her handbag and went through her purse too

[Churchill]

where is the peter stringfellow of CUK today anyway?

I'm surprised he hasn't posted in here.

He's in the bogs, polishing his A3...

[nucastle]

Amazing car!!!

...how are you financing it, if i may be so blunt!

[roadster198]

I don't know much about cars sorry. Is that as good as an A3?

[PAH]

In a pub over the weekend I saw a jar of Spikeys (or a similar name) behind the bar. First time I've seen these devices women can put in their bottles so they have to use a straw to reduce the chance of being drugged.

Depressing that it's got that bad, and that's coming from someone who never has the nads to chat up a bird in a pub.