What kind of twat...

[PAH]

Apparently most cases of grils being drugged in pubs/clubs is due to them drinking far more than they can handle and not because of any spiking.

Drugged by alcohol you mean?

Strangely I find it a turn off when they're puking all over the bed.

[Chantho]

paid the difference out of my divorce settlement.

You are Heather Mills and I claim my £5 million

[Diver]

Drugged by alcohol you mean?

Strangely I find it a turn off when they're puking all over the bed.

I find that hanging them over the window with their head outside helps. and when you've finished you just give them that extra nudge

I do so hate long goodbyes

[Sockpuppet]

I find that hanging them over the window with their head outside helps. and when you've finished you just give them that extra nudge

I do so hate long goodbyes

[Bagpuss]

Wow that is some motor

The mid-mounted, high revving V8 4.2 FSI engine delivers 0-62mph in 4.6 seconds and a top speed of 187mph. quattro® permanent four-wheel-drive distributes power when and where you need it. And the breathtaking design is recognisable the moment it appears in a rear view mirror

Nice looking car but the nissan gtr is faster and much cheaper 0-60 3.3 secs, 480bhp

[Diver]

Nice looking car but the nissan gtr is faster and much cheaper 0-60 3.3 secs, 480bhp

it's still not an A3 though is it?

no class

[Lucy]

Nice looking car but the nissan gtr is faster and much cheaper 0-60 3.3 secs, 480bhp

Hello pussycat

(I've always thought churchill was more of a Reliant Robin kind of guy....oh well)

[Churchill]

Nice looking car but the nissan gtr is faster and much cheaper 0-60 3.3 secs, 480bhp

And it looks it.

If you want cheap Japanese crap then be my guest.

We're not playing top trumps here.

Anyway, just a little report back.

After driving 350 miles yesterday I'm in love. This car makes my old 911 seem as slack as a very slack thing on a very slack day. I went to bed last night and couldn't resist opening the garage just to look.

If I exceed my 3000 miles I'm going to extend the policy, we'll have to wait and see.

Ah well, back to earth with a bump.

Churchill - In "Meetings, Bloody Meetings" mode!

[PAH]

After driving 350 miles yesterday I'm in love.

I was going to call you a liar, until I remembered the time I picked up a brand-spank Lotus and put a thousand miles on it in little over a week, so I could have the first service done ready for a track-day.

It will inevitably loosen up as you put some miles on it, so don't be too quick to compare it to the porker as it is.

If I exceed my 3000 miles I'm going to extend the policy, we'll have to wait and see.

I think it's safe to say that's inevitable. How much extra do they want to up it to the standard 8/10k miles per year?

[Sockpuppet]

We're not playing top trumps here.

Good job we're not. The Volvo I drive have more than the R8s measly 420hp.

I've said it before real vehicles don't come with less than 600hp and 16 grears.