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PAH replied

26 March 2008, 15:33
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Got a complex shorty

Well, he does always need a hand up.
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cailin maith replied

26 March 2008, 15:10
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Lanky Git

Got a complex shorty
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Sockpuppet replied

26 March 2008, 15:05
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yum!!

Lanky Git
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cailin maith replied

26 March 2008, 14:59
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not quite a ship old boy.

SAS, do you know what? I bet mine is bigger than yours.

Cailin, I wanted one of these since I saw Clarkson test-drive one. There's loads of room inside and I'm 3" taller than Jezza.

Yum!!
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Sockpuppet replied

26 March 2008, 14:52
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Cailin, I wanted one of these since I saw Clarkson test-drive one. There's loads of room inside and I'm 3" taller than Jezza.

See you do want a lorry. More room. You even get a bed ffs!
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Churchill replied

26 March 2008, 13:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Owning a ship was more impressive.

Not quite a ship old boy.

Originally posted by ARSEBANDIT View Post

He has a small willy. It's a penis substitute that also gives him a "personality" i.e. something to bore people with in the pub.

SAS, do you know what? I bet mine is bigger than yours.

Cailin, I wanted one of these since I saw Clarkson test-drive one. There's loads of room inside and I'm 3" taller than Jezza.

Last edited by Churchill; 26 March 2008, 14:04.
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sasguru replied

26 March 2008, 13:58
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I din't mean it like that... I din't realise it was one of those kind of cars, thats all. You don't seem the type (yes, I realise I don't know you but... you know, you just don't seem the type!) ... wierd

He has a small willy. It's a penis substitute that also gives him a "personality" i.e. something to bore people with in the pub.

HTH
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AtW replied

26 March 2008, 13:57
Owning a ship was more impressive.
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cailin maith replied

26 March 2008, 13:56
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

What do you mean "bigger"?

Height, length, width?

Why?

I din't mean it like that... I din't realise it was one of those kind of cars, thats all. You don't seem the type (yes, I realise I don't know you but... you know, you just don't seem the type!) ... wierd
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Ardesco replied

26 March 2008, 13:54
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

What do you mean "bigger"?

Height, length, width?

Why?

I think she is implying that you eat too many pies old chap....
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Churchill replied

26 March 2008, 13:53
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Just googled it - I thought it would be bigger

What do you mean "bigger"?

Height, length, width?

Why?
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Xenophon replied

26 March 2008, 13:48
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I thought it would be bigger

No-one has ever said that to me.

IGMC

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cailin maith replied

26 March 2008, 13:47
Just googled it - I thought it would be bigger
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Xenophon replied

26 March 2008, 13:45
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Does it have an air suspension seat?

I believe not.

Nor does it have a dog-eared Page 3 'stunnah' calendar hanging up behind the driver...

Xeno in 'type-casting lorry drivers' mode
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Sockpuppet replied

26 March 2008, 13:41
Originally posted by PAH View Post

People don't seem to realise that it's all the torque from those trucks that keeps the world spinning.

Why don't they have auto boxes instead of having to change gears all the time? 16 is a bit OTT.

They do

Ok, newer ones do (more fuel efficent). They have 16 gears to get more efficency. You can go 0 - 56mph using 3 gears. You generally start in 3rd shift to 5th then 8th.

But there are also half gears. e.g. 8 high and 8 low. Not to be confused with High and Low range, all 16 gears selected from a (if manual) gear stick with 4 positions. Each to keep engine in the green efficency band. So 16 overall gears. Oh....and 4 reverse

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Yeah but mine beats yours on speed and 0-60. Hand over the card!

Does it have an air suspension seat?
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