Unintentional Conceiving.

[BrowneIssue]

ahh what a quality thread this is...

It restores your faith, doesn't it?

It is great to know that on this, the most holy day in the Christian calendar, when Jesus rose from the dead to show we can have life everlasting, having died on the cross for our sins, to know what a bunch of heartless, mercenary bastards us contractors really are.

Who bayed for His execution? Posters in General.

Who made sure the execution was carried out, right or wrong? The pedants and lawyers of Business / Contracts.

Who erected the cross? The techies in Technical and didn't they do a good job with the nails and the "King of the Jews" banner was a nice touch, dontcha fink?

Who stabbed Him in the side with a spear? One of the buggers in Accounting / Legal whose day job is bayoneting the wounded anyway.

Thankfully, I'm a Light Relief poster, with a pure soul and nothing but love in my heart.



Anyone want a kiss for a few bits of silver? (Tongues is extra.)

[Diver]

It restores your faith, doesn't it?

It is great to know that on this, the most holy day in the Christian calendar, when Jesus rose from the dead to show we can have life everlasting, having died on the cross for our sins, to know what a bunch of heartless, mercenary bastards us contractors really are.

Who bayed for His execution? Posters in General.

Who made sure the execution was carried out, right or wrong? The pedants and lawyers of Business / Contracts.

Who erected the cross? The techies in Technical and didn't they do a good job with the nails and the "King of the Jews" banner was a nice touch, dontcha fink?

Who stabbed Him in the side with a spear? One of the buggers in Accounting / Legal whose day job is bayoneting the wounded anyway.

Thankfully, I'm a Light Relief poster, with a pure soul and nothing but love in my heart.



Anyone want a kiss for a few bits of silver? (Tongues is extra.)

I bet his dad never paid child support

[PRC1964]

Indeed.

In the days when I had a sexlife, I took my used condoms with me when I left.

Good man. A quick rinse and they can be used again on the next girl.

[SueEllen]

Sheesh!

If a man has acted responsibly and the woman hasn't. The woman is responsible for the problem, and should sort it herself, not try to pass the buck. If the cow won't take that responsibility or get an abortion; then there should be a forcible abortion.

The man hasn't acted responsible because the woman is pregnant.

If he left used condoms around then he is disgusting. Chuck them in the bin and she definitely won't be harvesting them.

If a condom split he should have made sure he went to the chemist with the lady the next morning to get the morning after pill and stayed around to make sure she took them.

[The Lone Gunman]

Call her bluff.
Tell her you have a serious STD and she may want to discuss it with you.
Or tell her you have some congenital condition and she may want to reconsider bringing up a seriously ill child, again she will need to meet to get the details.


[edit]Sorry. Hadnt read the entire thread. Someone already posted this idea.

[Lucy]

In the days when I had a sexlife, I took my used condoms with me when I left.

What in?

A bucket?

[BrilloPad]

I bet his dad never paid child support

yes - but he asked for a DNA test and was not the father...

[BrilloPad]

I used to leave mine stuck to the ceiling

I used to end mine to the chewing gum factory.

[2uk]

2uk is going to post less relationship-oriented threads on this board because he is not getting enough valuable advice. He only gets humiliated and badmouthed. He has found the stylelife.com forum which is great for relationship advice.

[blacjac]

Er! read the original posts again blacjac


HTH

I have, and your posts afterwards, you are correct, my initial observation is flawed. It should read

*cough*wnacker*cough*
*cough*driver*cough*cnvt*cough*


HTH