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blacjac replied

25 March 2008, 11:21
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Right! this has gone on long enough

Just one question:

Do condoms contain a spermicide just as a sales gimmick ?

That's what she said
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Diver replied

25 March 2008, 11:17
Right! this has gone on long enough

Just one question:

Do condoms contain a spermicide just as a sales gimmick ?
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shelby68 replied

25 March 2008, 11:05
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

You have "safe" sex with someone . You get a call 1 month after being with her and she says she is having a baby and keeping it.

You don't want to know this girl and you don't want the baby. Are you screwed ? Are you obliged to help her support the baby even though you didn't want it. What if she got herself pregnant with your semen without you knowing it... ( BEHIND YOUR BACK ! )

PS - NO this has not happened to me. Just askin ...

What's the problem you can get baby seats in an A3.
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Sockpuppet replied

25 March 2008, 09:48
Originally posted by Diver View Post

But we've given you plenty! haven't we?

The objective word was "good".

Maybe 2uk (possibly Mr McCartney) could go for the Ron Jeremy version of Triny and Suzanna - "what not to shag".

HTH.
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Churchill replied

25 March 2008, 07:38
Oi 2uk, now you know that "Casual Sex" isn't always "casual".

Being a "Real Man" is knowing when not to get jiggy!

Churchill - In "Now you're a meal ticket for life my boy!" mode!
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Diver replied

25 March 2008, 00:16
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post

2uk, I think you got very confused, possibly because of the AIDS adverts.

A front bottom needs to be involved for babies to arrive.

You being seen to from behind isn't going to work.

HTH
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BrowneIssue replied

25 March 2008, 00:10
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

You have "safe" sex with someone.

What if she got herself pregnant with your semen without you knowing it... ( BEHIND YOUR BACK ! )

2uk, I think you got very confused, possibly because of the AIDS adverts.

A front bottom needs to be involved for babies to arrive.

You being seen to from behind isn't going to work.

HTH
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Diver replied

24 March 2008, 22:41
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

a twat.
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blacjac replied

24 March 2008, 22:06
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Diver

tulip, I spent all afternoon at my folks house thinking "bollocks, I think I put Driver instead of Diver".
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the_duderama replied

24 March 2008, 19:44
And here was me thinking this forum related to contracting issues, not relationship issues! What a fool i must be!
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DiscoStu replied

24 March 2008, 17:13
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

2uk is going to post less relationship-oriented threads on this board because he is not getting enough valuable advice. He only gets humiliated and badmouthed. He has found the stylelife.com forum which is great for relationship advice.

a twat.
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Diver replied

24 March 2008, 17:06
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

This is a contractors forum. I'd not expect to find good advice on what the best turbo for a Evo 8 is so why expect to find good relationship advice?

Forum Holiday?

But we've given you plenty! haven't we?
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Sockpuppet replied

24 March 2008, 16:59
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

2uk is going to post less relationship-oriented threads on this board because he is not getting enough valuable advice. He only gets humiliated and badmouthed. He has found the stylelife.com forum which is great for relationship advice.

This is a contractors forum. I'd not expect to find good advice on what the best turbo for a Evo 8 is so why expect to find good relationship advice?

Forum Holiday?
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Diver replied

24 March 2008, 16:56
Originally posted by blacjac View Post

I have, and your posts afterwards, you are correct, my initial observation is flawed. It should read

*cough*wnacker*cough*
*cough*driver*cough*cnvt*cough*

HTH

Diver
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AtW replied

24 March 2008, 14:43
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Would that be one of your fem-bots then?

I use BrilloPad account for it.

HTH
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