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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    You shouldn't miss breakfast. Miss dinner if you have to miss a meal, but not breakfast.

    I know this and I won't miss breakfast...
    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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      #12
      Well I just rang the missus. The vet is going to open up the purse string suture, and sew her colon to some membrane near her stomach so it can't fall out again.
      She is expected to make a full recovery.

      I take this as a warning though, I will never strain so hard in future, especially after a curry and ten pints







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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Well I just rang the missus. The vet is going to open up the purse string suture, and sew her colon to some membrane near her stomach so it can't fall out again.
        She is expected to make a full recovery.

        I take this as a warning though, I will never strain so hard in future, especially after a curry and ten pints







        Sounds like a costly and painful experience.

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          #14
          Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
          I know this and I won't miss breakfast...
          Just make sure you think of fried cat entrails as you tuck into your sausage & bacon.... :evil

          Glad brewster will be fine EO. Make sure you get counselling for her as I'm sure having your arse fall out is quite disturbing.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #15
            I do really feel sorry for your cat - I have two cats myself - I do hope all goes well.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Just make sure you think of fried cat entrails as you tuck into your sausage & bacon.... :evil
              You're as bad as my fiancee, I mention to him that I'm feeling a little sick and he's mentioning things like fried bacon, greasy sausages etc. I don't tell him things like this any more as you can imagine.

              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Glad brewster will be fine EO. Make sure you get counselling for her as I'm sure having your arse fall out is quite disturbing.
              I'm glad the vet is able to do something for her.. I'm sure she'll get over this quiickly.

              - and this does happen to humans too - though on a smaller scale - it's called haemorrhoids.
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                #17
                Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                - and this does happen to humans too - though on a smaller scale - it's called haemorrhoids.
                Nah, it's called a rectal prolapse. Google it, you may find pictures to enjoy over your breakfast...

                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  Nah, it's called a rectal prolapse. Google it, you may find pictures to enjoy over your breakfast...

                  I don't need pictures thanks and now you mention it you're right -haemorrhoids are the extrusion of veins whereas the prolapse is of the small intestine itself.
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Rectum.

                    If your small intestine had prolapsed out of your bum, you'd be in real difficulties...
                    Well, you'd be past caring as you'd be dead.
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      I take this as a warning though, I will never strain so hard in future, especially after a curry and ten pints
                      Normally I find a curry and 10 pints requires zero straining for expulsion. It just sort of explodes out, don't you think ...
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