My cats bum fell out

[KathyWoolfe]

You shouldn't miss breakfast. Miss dinner if you have to miss a meal, but not breakfast.

I know this and I won't miss breakfast...

[EternalOptimist]

Well I just rang the missus. The vet is going to open up the purse string suture, and sew her colon to some membrane near her stomach so it can't fall out again.
She is expected to make a full recovery.

I take this as a warning though, I will never strain so hard in future, especially after a curry and ten pints

[oracleslave]

Well I just rang the missus. The vet is going to open up the purse string suture, and sew her colon to some membrane near her stomach so it can't fall out again.
She is expected to make a full recovery.

I take this as a warning though, I will never strain so hard in future, especially after a curry and ten pints

Sounds like a costly and painful experience.

[Moscow Mule]

I know this and I won't miss breakfast...

Just make sure you think of fried cat entrails as you tuck into your sausage & bacon.... :evil

Glad brewster will be fine EO. Make sure you get counselling for her as I'm sure having your arse fall out is quite disturbing.

[BrilloPad]

I do really feel sorry for your cat - I have two cats myself - I do hope all goes well.

[KathyWoolfe]

Just make sure you think of fried cat entrails as you tuck into your sausage & bacon.... :evil

You're as bad as my fiancee, I mention to him that I'm feeling a little sick and he's mentioning things like fried bacon, greasy sausages etc. I don't tell him things like this any more as you can imagine.

Glad brewster will be fine EO. Make sure you get counselling for her as I'm sure having your arse fall out is quite disturbing.

I'm glad the vet is able to do something for her.. I'm sure she'll get over this quiickly.

- and this does happen to humans too - though on a smaller scale - it's called haemorrhoids.

[Moscow Mule]

- and this does happen to humans too - though on a smaller scale - it's called haemorrhoids.

Nah, it's called a rectal prolapse. Google it, you may find pictures to enjoy over your breakfast...

[KathyWoolfe]

Nah, it's called a rectal prolapse. Google it, you may find pictures to enjoy over your breakfast...

I don't need pictures thanks and now you mention it you're right -haemorrhoids are the extrusion of veins whereas the prolapse is of the small intestine itself.

[threaded]

Rectum.

If your small intestine had prolapsed out of your bum, you'd be in real difficulties...

Well, you'd be past caring as you'd be dead.

[sasguru]

I take this as a warning though, I will never strain so hard in future, especially after a curry and ten pints

Normally I find a curry and 10 pints requires zero straining for expulsion. It just sort of explodes out, don't you think ...