My cats bum fell out

[threaded]

Rectum.

If your small intestine had prolapsed out of your bum, you'd be in real difficulties...

Didn't it used to be a method of execution: they'd put a barbed pole up, pull it out and the victim would expire pretty soon after.

[EternalOptimist]

Normally I find a curry and 10 pints requires zero straining for expulsion. It just sort of explodes out, don't you think ...

You may be right there, but I aint taking any chances. From now on I take a rubber glove and a bog-roll EVERYWHERE

[realityhack]

Erk. and a little bit of

Hope the little fella cheers up - best avoid feeding him solids for a while.

[shaunbhoy]

Normally I find a curry and 10 pints requires zero straining for expulsion. It just sort of explodes out, don't you think ...

Well I suppose when your back passage is as well trodden as yours sg, one could quite simply reverse a small hatchback out of there without causing you undue alarm. However for those of us more heterosexually inclined, the whole curry and 10 pints experience is a tad more disconcerting.
My chalfonts leave a chuffing vapour trail!!!

[Churchill]

Well I suppose when your back passage is as well trodden as yours sg, one could quite simply reverse a small hatchback out of there without causing you undue alarm. However for those of us more heterosexually inclined, the whole curry and 10 pints experience is a tad more disconcerting.
My chalfonts leave a chuffing vapour trail!!!

If it's only half as odious as the crap you expel from your mouth I'm sure it's revolting.

[shaunbhoy]

If it's only have as odious as the crap you expel from your mouth I'm sure it's revolting.

half

HTH

[PAH]

You're as bad as my fiancee, I mention to him that I'm feeling a little sick and he's mentioning things like fried bacon, greasy sausages etc. I don't tell him things like this any more as you can imagine.

That's because a fry up is the natural cure for all bloke ailments. Poor guy, he's genuinely trying to help.

[Moose423956]

This thread is making me feel ill.

[Churchill]

This thread is making me feel ill.

Just how large are moose intestines?

[Moose423956]

Just how large are moose intestines?

You don't want to know.