I brings to mind a Chuck Palahniuk story in "Haunted". Not very nice. Hope your cat gets better.
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My cats bum fell out
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Yep, we have 4 rescue cats and we would be lost if anything happened to any of them...
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Oh man the poor cat, I hope it recovers well.Got home from work last night, pretty tired. I was just getting changed when I heard a shriek from the missus, so I dashed downstairs and she was white as a sheet. 'Brewsters had a prolapse' she said.
Brewster-roustabout is a female ginger and she's had a few problems with constipation, so now she's lying by the breadbin with a load if intesines bigger than a tennis ball sticking out under her tail. Splodges of blood spotted all around the work surfaces and the table.
So the missus tooke her to the vets while I cleaned the place up. We will find out today what can be done, if anything.That boy go raaaaaaa
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serves em right. too good for them.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThere's a lesson here for anyone who fancies trying pegging...Comment
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I hate cats, the one animal I loathe as they are so creepy. Still, would not wish ill on the little bastards.
Mmmmm, rectums, my favourite bit.bloggoth
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