Reply to: My cats bum fell out

[xoggoth]

I hate cats, the one animal I loathe as they are so creepy. Still, would not wish ill on the little bastards.

Mmmmm, rectums, my favourite bit.

[BrilloPad]

There's a lesson here for anyone who fancies trying pegging...

serves em right. too good for them.

[DiscoStu]

There's a lesson here for anyone who fancies trying pegging...

[El_Diablo]

Got home from work last night, pretty tired. I was just getting changed when I heard a shriek from the missus, so I dashed downstairs and she was white as a sheet. 'Brewsters had a prolapse' she said.

Brewster-roustabout is a female ginger and she's had a few problems with constipation, so now she's lying by the breadbin with a load if intesines bigger than a tennis ball sticking out under her tail. Splodges of blood spotted all around the work surfaces and the table.
So the missus tooke her to the vets while I cleaned the place up. We will find out today what can be done, if anything.

Oh man the poor cat, I hope it recovers well.

[daviejones]

Yep, we have 4 rescue cats and we would be lost if anything happened to any of them...

Hope the wee mogg gets well...

[Lockhouse]

I brings to mind a Chuck Palahniuk story in "Haunted". Not very nice. Hope your cat gets better.

[Moose423956]

Just how large are moose intestines?

You don't want to know.

[Churchill]

This thread is making me feel ill.

Just how large are moose intestines?

[Moose423956]

This thread is making me feel ill.

[PAH]

You're as bad as my fiancee, I mention to him that I'm feeling a little sick and he's mentioning things like fried bacon, greasy sausages etc. I don't tell him things like this any more as you can imagine.

That's because a fry up is the natural cure for all bloke ailments. Poor guy, he's genuinely trying to help.

[shaunbhoy]

If it's only have as odious as the crap you expel from your mouth I'm sure it's revolting.

half

HTH

[Churchill]

Well I suppose when your back passage is as well trodden as yours sg, one could quite simply reverse a small hatchback out of there without causing you undue alarm. However for those of us more heterosexually inclined, the whole curry and 10 pints experience is a tad more disconcerting.
My chalfonts leave a chuffing vapour trail!!!

If it's only half as odious as the crap you expel from your mouth I'm sure it's revolting.

[shaunbhoy]

Normally I find a curry and 10 pints requires zero straining for expulsion. It just sort of explodes out, don't you think ...

Well I suppose when your back passage is as well trodden as yours sg, one could quite simply reverse a small hatchback out of there without causing you undue alarm. However for those of us more heterosexually inclined, the whole curry and 10 pints experience is a tad more disconcerting.
My chalfonts leave a chuffing vapour trail!!!

[realityhack]

Erk. and a little bit of

Hope the little fella cheers up - best avoid feeding him solids for a while.

[EternalOptimist]

Normally I find a curry and 10 pints requires zero straining for expulsion. It just sort of explodes out, don't you think ...

You may be right there, but I aint taking any chances. From now on I take a rubber glove and a bog-roll EVERYWHERE