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What!, Burn her anyway!!!Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face. -
I need to tweak "her" a little, you think? Consider it done. Henceforth, "Lucy" likes squirrels and robots.Originally posted by AtW View PostApparently she does not like robots too
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI need to tweak "her" a little, you think? Consider it done. Henceforth, "Lucy" likes squirrels and robots.
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Anyway my fembots are miles better than yours, atw. Paula and Nina never started such long threads, eh?
Hard Brexit now!
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CM is pretty good one thoughOriginally posted by sasguru View PostAnyway my fembots are miles better than yours, atw. Paula and Nina never started such long threads, eh?
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Anyway, what happened to this petition about saving Chinese squirrels in Tibet?
I lost the link
Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Yeah, so is Downing Street #10 after phone call from the Chinese Embassy...Originally posted by shelby68 View PostI lost the link
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More like a smelly prawn!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostA better solution would be to get a new Prime Minister. This one is tulip.Comment
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I dunno what to do.
I can see both sides of the argument.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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