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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Cwtch
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
      You complete barsteward!

      Upon reading your post, I spluttered red wine over my immaculate white, wireless Mac keyboard, my iPod and my VAT return.
      Dear Bogeyman.

      Your recent explanation for the late return of defaced form V100 has (after further investigation) been excepted.
      However! the girls in the office were extremely upset by the inclusion with the return, of what appears to be a naked photo of yourself.
      If the photo is (as I suspect) indeed a picture of yourself, please accept our deepest commiserations.

      Yours: HMRC

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      Dear Bogeyman.

      Further to our recent letter regarding the late return of form V100 and the attached photo.

      Thank you for correcting our misconception with regard to the identity of the the uh! person? depicted in the attached photo, and please convey our commiserations to Mr tay.

      Yours: HMRC
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        onanism

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          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          onanism
          How Biblical.
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            ennui

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              ostensibly

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                Money.
                That boy go raaaaaaa
                Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                  tax-rebate
                  tax-deductable

                  disgruntled
                  beer
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Dear Bogeyman.

                    Your recent explanation for the late return of defaced form V100 has (after further investigation) been excepted.
                    However! the girls in the office were extremely upset by the inclusion with the return, of what appears to be a naked photo of yourself.
                    If the photo is (as I suspect) indeed a picture of yourself, please accept our deepest commiserations.

                    Yours: HMRC
                    accepted
                    The vegetarian option.

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                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Luntcapper (a famous imaginary rock band actually and my old e-mail address)

                      Also an imaginary word
                      It's Deja-vu all over again!

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