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Luntcapper (a famous imaginary rock band actually and my old e-mail address)Originally posted by sasguru View PostMy, my you're a cunning linguist, aren't you ...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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No that's a completely different word, different letters you see. I don't like that one as much.Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
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Its not my favourite but its the one I hear mostLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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nebulous, it best describes most agent approach to the truth about rates and contracts.Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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monosyllabalic -"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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givememyfckingwalletbackyouthievingscum"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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