Favourite Words...

[BrowneIssue]

Cwtch

[Diver]

You complete barsteward!

Upon reading your post, I spluttered red wine over my immaculate white, wireless Mac keyboard, my iPod and my VAT return.

Dear Bogeyman.

Your recent explanation for the late return of defaced form V100 has (after further investigation) been excepted.
However! the girls in the office were extremely upset by the inclusion with the return, of what appears to be a naked photo of yourself.
If the photo is (as I suspect) indeed a picture of yourself, please accept our deepest commiserations.

Yours: HMRC

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Dear Bogeyman.

Further to our recent letter regarding the late return of form V100 and the attached photo.

Thank you for correcting our misconception with regard to the identity of the the uh! person? depicted in the attached photo, and please convey our commiserations to Mr tay.

Yours: HMRC

[Lucy]

onanism

[EqualOpportunities]

onanism

How Biblical.

[Lucy]

ennui

[oracleslave]

ostensibly

[El_Diablo]

Money.

[NotAllThere]

tax-rebate
tax-deductable

disgruntled
beer

[wobbegong]

Dear Bogeyman.

Your recent explanation for the late return of defaced form V100 has (after further investigation) been excepted.
However! the girls in the office were extremely upset by the inclusion with the return, of what appears to be a naked photo of yourself.
If the photo is (as I suspect) indeed a picture of yourself, please accept our deepest commiserations.

Yours: HMRC

accepted

[KathyWoolfe]

Luntcapper (a famous imaginary rock band actually and my old e-mail address)

Also an imaginary word