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What happened on the CUK Northern Numpties Do?

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    What happened on the CUK Northern Numpties Do?

    Did anyone get drunk/laid/killed* ?


    Was it a Northern washout with a few lame arses talking about whippets and Brown Ale?

    *Delete as appropriate.

    #2
    They drank some warm tasteless beer, swapped flat-cap style tips and boasted about their ferrets. Then had a fight, threw up and went home.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      They drank some warm tasteless beer, swapped flat-cap style tips and boasted about their ferrets. Then had a fight, threw up and went home.
      I don't believe it was that good for a minute.

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        #4
        No one could be arsed to go. Maybe that was just me.

        People are always more interesting and better looking on the internet, so why bother meeting up?
        Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
        Feist - I Feel It All
        Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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          #5
          Originally posted by PAH View Post
          No one could be arsed to go. Maybe that was just me.

          People are always more interesting and better looking on the internet, so why bother meeting up?
          Well I would have been interested to see if you really did have a head that resembled an elephant as you claimed for starters

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Well I would have been interested to see if you really did have a head that resembled an elephant as you claimed for starters

            See what I mean, according to the internet that's the most interesting thing about me. In real life I may be even duller.
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Did anyone get drunk/laid/killed* ?


              Was it a Northern washout with a few lame arses talking about whippets and Brown Ale?

              *Delete as appropriate.
              It was in Manchester not Morpeth man........
              Blood in your poo

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                #8
                They all decided Manchester was so good that they promptly relocated there - into one of Dim's BTL properties.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
                  It was in Manchester not Morpeth man........
                  So it was all smack, guns & shiny shellsuits then?
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    So it was all smack, guns & shiny shellsuits then?
                    No that's Liverpool or Harlow
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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