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What happened on the CUK Northern Numpties Do?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    No that's Liverpool or Harlow
    North of Watford = Care factor zero.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      North of Watford = Care factor zero.
      Well isn't that interesting
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        They drank some warm tasteless beer, swapped flat-cap style tips and boasted about their ferrets. Then had a fight, threw up and went home.
        No, that is you having a flash back about the whole of your own life, sas.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          No, that is you having a flash back about the whole of your own life, sas.


          ass

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post


            ass
            Ah sweet...the village idiots are having a day out
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Ah sweet...the village idiots are having a day out
              Aye. There is a ton of 'em in tpd.

              They wave at each other and it makes me want to drown a litter of kittens.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Aye. There is a ton of 'em in tpd.

                They wave at each other and it makes me want to drown a litter of kittens.
                You only come to tpd for the hugs

                Big Hugs Xen, Big Hugs
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  You only come to tpd for the hugs

                  Big Hugs Xen, Big Hugs
                  Gaaaah!!!
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    Aye. There is a ton of 'em in tpd.

                    They wave at each other and it makes me want to drown a litter of kittens.
                    You sound like you need a Xen
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                      Aye. There is a ton of 'em in tpd.

                      They wave at each other and it makes me want to drown a litter of kittens.
                      Ah, a far cry from

                      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                      'test please delete' is the perfect place for 'huge swathes of drivel' I think.



                      It is all in one thread in the Light Relief section. Perfick.
                      Have a and be done with it.
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