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I think my girlfriend might propose tonight...
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBlimey, 2 years, is that all? Me and the other half have been together for 18 years now and still trying to work out how to get hitched. We've both asked each other but not got around to doing the dreaded deed yet although this year is looking better (at least I'm making an effort to get my birth certificate.)Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTell her you have joined fathers for justice to get in touch with your inner feelings on fatherhood.
That'll stop her in her tracksConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThat'll stop her in her tracksComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostEspecially if you add that "Darren" was quite understanding when you turned down his proposal of a civil partnership
Nigel or Dominic should work as wellConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostVery dangerous... as you as there's a ring on her finger she'll be nagging and nagging for a wedding. After all, she'll say, if you plan to marry, why put it off?
Big Mistake!"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostAfter 18 years, why bother?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMarried persons tax allowance. Here in Germany I'm on tax class 1 which is mighty steep and my accountant suggests marriage as a very fine way of keeping more back from the tax man
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View Post
Nigel or Dominic should work as well
George Utley: Hi, I'm George. This is Larry's brother Darryl, and this is Larry's other brother Darryl.
George Utley: Dick, I cleared out that obstruction in the chimney.
Dick Loudon: Thanks George. What was it?
George Utley: I don't know but when I woke it up, it ran away.
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Tell her you are not quite sure about your sexuality, and you need time to be sure, that you don't want to rush into a marriage with what may be the wrong gender.
That'll stop her in her tracksThat boy go raaaaaaa
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