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She's been dropping unsubtle hints left right and centre for about a year, since her best friend got engaged, about me buying her a ring, and everytime a special occassion comes around, i.e. xmas, valentines, holidays etc I get "When are you going to buy me a diamond?" / "A perfect opportunity for you to buy me a ring!" etc etc etc.
More recently she's been saying "Did you know that February 29th is the only day of the year that a girl can ask a man for marriage?" and as first I was like uh huh, that's nice dear... but now that I've been reminded yesterday by email and this morning by text message I think she might be serious...
It's not that I wouldn't want to marry her, I'm just not ready for all that at the moment...
Unfortunately you will never marry her because I’ve worked out what happens during the wedding. The sweet bride you once knew is taken away by aliens from Mars and they substitute her with a clone look alike but with an alien mentality that will drive you to suicide. It’s all planned you know….
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
I know, but I did send her flowers on Valentines Day this year. First time ever, in fact first time ever she's got flowers from me (apart form the 'plant those ones over there' variety)
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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